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largeginandtonic · 21/05/2008 10:20

Here we go ladies.

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Pinkjenny · 12/06/2008 14:54

And that is why we will be coming to visit you and your dh will train my dh.

MKG · 12/06/2008 15:06

Oh SOH couldn't we just clone him. Or maybe he should write a book, "How to be a good husband".

Pinkjenny · 12/06/2008 15:10

Any answers on the occasional pukiness, ladies? I'm not starting a thread, they'll all either:

a) send me to A&E
b) say, ooh yes, my dd had this, it was very serious, or
c) start arguing with me

MKG · 12/06/2008 15:27

Don't worry about it too much PJ. Just watch and see if she does it after eating certain foods. She may have an allergy. Or she may just be eating too much and throwing up.

largeginandtonic · 12/06/2008 16:10

This has been my afternoon

Aaaaarggghhhh...

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ShowOfHands · 12/06/2008 16:39

PJ, it's fine, don't worry. Re-read MKG's post.

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 17:01

SOH, I'm with you. Definately 50/50 here, A is really fab 99 percent of the time. I get tea every morning/evening. He does bath and bed time, reads H's story, gets up in the night if the dc's wake and works all hours under the sun.

The kids are being quite good tbh lg&t, Lucky for them me.

PJ, sound words from MKG, nothing to add..... we could do all of your suggestions above if you'd like us too keep you feeling as you are accustomed to with MN.

Off to look at lg&ts afternoon.... looks scary from the Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cameroonmama · 12/06/2008 17:02

Have you been masturbating again SOH???

We have had a lovely afternoon, TYG I would avert your eyes here as I feel the situation would not be quite your cup of tea. We did painting. All of us. And the puppy. The results were eeerrrrrmmm interesting. I think I may leave it to school for the time being.

Jam, sorry about the cocks, if they are close enough you could spray them with water to deter them ??? Or I could send you a mongoose, they are smaller and sneakier than foxes.

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 18:30

PMSL Cam.....ahhhh I love you!!

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 19:16

Psssst lg&t, come backhere, No popping going on in this tranquil place....

only peace, love, friends and the odd bit of porn here.

largeginandtonic · 12/06/2008 19:22

Ta for that MrsJB, it is ridiculous how upset it can make you. Think i am just having a minor wobble.

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fourlittlefeet · 12/06/2008 19:59

LG&T was popping over to bring you back to the Jan 09 thread too, as those on #2 are scared and want to know how you do it... then read your afternoon thread

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 20:11

Scared of No2...... Surely not, N2 is the best, will be the most well behaved, sleep through from birth, ALWAYS do as they are told etc.......

it's N7 you need to watch for.

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 20:18

Eeeeeeek, lg&t, do you think fourlittlefeet has rumbled the porn?

Is it still a little soon for Jan 09 to be lg&t'd corrupted yet? Good job SOH isn't expecting then too.....

Why won't it cross out my lg&t'd. grrr

fourlittlefeet · 12/06/2008 20:26

Lol. I know who you all are as am from this thread too . Just incognito for now as have RL friends who stalk me on here .

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 20:29

Won't out you for sake of RL friends but ohhhhhhhhhhh I'm wondering!!! Do we know?

fourlittlefeet · 12/06/2008 20:30

no

JamInMyWellies · 12/06/2008 20:31

ooh hello who is this fourlittlefeet. Out yourself immediately

fourlittlefeet · 12/06/2008 20:31

mmmwwwwahahahaha

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 20:33

I think I've worked you out Promise won't tell though......

JamInMyWellies · 12/06/2008 20:34

AM is it you, you have been suspiciously quiet of recent wks

JamInMyWellies · 12/06/2008 20:36

Mrs JB how have you worked it out?

Tell us NOW, I will start stamping my feet.

fourlittlefeet · 12/06/2008 20:38

tell me who you think I am ...in m'net code

Madamejaffa · 12/06/2008 20:38

It's not AM!!!!

I'm not so surenow of who I thought actually....

Jam, lets stamp together!!

AprilMeadow · 12/06/2008 20:39

I can safely say that it is NOT me!!

back in a bit dinner

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