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April 2007 - Um er yeah ??! Ummmm ???

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 16/01/2008 20:23

so..............

Food
Lots of talk on meal planning and diets
diet thread here.
Babies being fed porridge to make them sleep - and it works
SPB was puzzled by how to make breadcrumbs
MJ has joined WW

Work
Runny has quit her job with the twuntish boss. She has an interview for a job closer to home on 29th Feb.
IDOC went back to work and iswn't enjoying it yet but hopes it will get easier
Eddas is having problems with her company since she's been back
Job hunt thread for those looking to return to work
Octo and Dippy had interviews but sadly without success

Illness
KHIN has everyone sick
MJ feeling very low but coming off some meds seems to have helped lots and she's much brighter most of the time now
WCL ingested a filing

Babies
everyone is thinking about babyproofing their house
SPB and GMM need cages for their boys
SPB's T is climbing the stairs
Tcmummy has the biggest baby (we think) at 22lbs 12oz
Do boys like cuddly toys? hot discussion on this
SOL took K to baby sensory and loved it

Everything Else
Dippy is in love with her Dyson
Auntie Meemz (mmk) is learning to drive
Runny has a new philosophy - "Unless its useful, or I love it, I don't want it in my life"
she has found this can apply to clothes (new susannah & trinny book is fab), books and mil
Caz finished off the run of 3 with her own car accident, thankfully no injuries or serious damage done
NL has a fab new changing bag from Monsoon
Caz was chatted up in the supermarket (with all 5 children in tow )
Eddas got territorial over her new pushchair
Leaky has found a new house
Elkie was burgled
SPB is planning T's christening
Bramshott was baking for N's 5th birthday
KHIN has potty trained dd1
SOL fancies her dentist
We had a very short and rather boring game of truth or dare
Eddas is supposed to be making her own buggy snuggle
Pesha has a mystery bleep
Talk on are you a Clean Freak or Scumbag?
GMM is running the Great North Run
Eddas hopes to do Race For Life
Ellie and Dippy have applied for School places for ds1/dd1
Liath had a fab time at Centre Parcs

Meet Ups
Eddas & Dippy are going to meet
We were thinking of multiple meet-ups on same day in May to celebrate birthdays????
NEED TO PROGRESS THIS
Ellie wants to come to Scotland on Feb 15th if they'll have her???

Funny stuff
this thread
and this one
bra talk

Also worthy of note

OCto confessed
"When I was younger (ahem) I was a kind of girl who went out for one drink, got trollied, met a nice bloke, snogged him and accidentally shagged him! I never went out solely for that purpose but it happened ooh now and then Tried it with dh when we first met but he said he wanted to wait oh the shame "

Oooggs had dt's weighed
at 40 weeks & 5 days (9mths & 10 days)
Erin weighs 18lb 6.5oz
Jack weighs 23lb 0.5oz

Dippy used the bash it method to fix her pushchair
"So there you go ladies - tip for future reference - If it doesn't work ...... hit it with a hammer!!
Works with all manner of things ..... prams .... broken chair legs ..... cars ..... children ...... men ...... "

MJ had this to say on the subject of burglary
"Little fuckers who do this should be lined up and shot with a ball of their own shit."

Slightly longer than planned, and 24 hours late but ther you have it!

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
PillockOfTheCommunity · 21/01/2008 22:55

doh!
I meant Peesha, how can I type that load of gobbledigook!

OP posts:
Mashanapedyjo · 21/01/2008 23:10

Call me Masher!

Mashanapedyjo · 21/01/2008 23:14

Off to bed now - night anyone still around!

WestCountryLass · 21/01/2008 23:15

Beware of DH Vent!

Honestly wanted to poke him in the eye earlier. He comes home and I am up to my eyes in it, house is a mess and I am bathign the kids etc. Come downstairs and he has got himself a pint and sat infront of the telly with toys everywhere so I said "thanks for helping me clear up" and he said "I don't know what you mean, I haven't and I said "I know, I was being sarcastic" and he said "i've jsut come in from work, it's not my mess"....arrggghhhh!

It's not my bloody mess either, I don't play with sticklebricks either!!!!

This mornign Leo was asleep when my alarm went off so I said to him to hold him as I was having a shower and he said "jsut put him on the floor" and I said "I would but he is asleep" and he huffed and puffed and rolled over.

It jsut really PMO that a) he doesn't want to do these things, that everything is a bloody chore and b) that I am married to the arse!!!!!

Rant over....

Maveta · 22/01/2008 06:46

good morning. hope you all had good nights.

2hxb - night terrors sound horrible! no advice for you, have you posted in parenting? Or somewhere like that? Behaviour and Dev? I get confused about where you should post some things

WCL - for you at your dh - I would be FUMING too. Poking him in the eye would be the least of it!

Madenajopeshaaaaa - how are we going to remember your new name?? Masher it is...

did quite a lot of housework yesterday as the place was in a right state and we rearranged the dining/living rooms the other day so it was particularly tits up disorganised. So hopefully today going to have a very quiet morning. In theory it´s Mum and Babies but N seems to be taking his nap lately at exactly that time so kind of hoping he does the same so I can loll on the sofa.

NorthernLurker · 22/01/2008 07:57

good morning
Good night here - at last - B woke at 12 and was coughing a lot so after a feed I put her in the study downstairs in the travel cot - she went straight off to sleep and I heard her on the monitor once but she obviously managed to settle herself. Hurrah!
We are considering if we should just turn the study over to her - would be a bit weird as it's our front room iyswim - but we only use it for the pc and pushchair storage! The back room is our living /dining space. Hmmmmmmm - will need to think on.

WCL - Grrrrrrrrrrh at your dh
SOL - hope your sinuses recover soon

Back much later - dd2's party today aaaargh!

StealthPolarBear · 22/01/2008 08:16

t stinky
have exactly 15 minutes to change him & wash hands before water turned off

StealthPolarBear · 22/01/2008 08:23

wahey!!

CaptainDippy · 22/01/2008 09:01

Here, but have wriggly baby!

Mashanapedyjo · 22/01/2008 09:38

Morning all.

WCL - at dh. My dp always makes a big deal of it if I ask him to look after D for a bit for me, its like he's doing me a favour Well ok not always but often. And he has never once asked me if I can look after the kids while he goes to football on a saturday, yet if I go somewhere and god forbid he has to have all 3 its a big deal!

Maveta - I expect I'll get bored and change back to Pesha again soon!

NL - yay for a good night!

SPB - why no water?

Hi Dippy. OR HO Dippy, as in Thundercats - HO!!!!

D slept from 8 til half 7 last night and was then happily playing in his cot till I realised what the time was!

Feeling very low and bleurgh today. Fed up with crappy playground mums and my tooth and everything really. Having one of those days when I just want to curl up and have the whole world disappear for a while - stop the world I wanna get off kinda thing.

CaptainDippy · 22/01/2008 09:56

HOOOOOOOOO!!

StealthPolarBear · 22/01/2008 10:02

Whats up with tooth pesha and playground mums?
No water cos theyre doing improvement works. Was meant to be going to mums but cant find deicer, roads a nightmare, can't set alarrm, t really grumpy...can't be bothered
Had another dreadful night, am getting sick of broken sleep

StealthPolarBear · 22/01/2008 10:03

t just pulled baby einstein off dvd shelf
think its time I tried it again anything to keep him entertained!

Mashanapedyjo · 22/01/2008 10:09

D is sat in highchair eating pear and watching baby tv! Sorry about crap night SPB

Give it about 4 years and you'll know whats wrong with playground mums! Its just like being back at school with bitchiness and gossip and crap. And tooth has absess (sp) and prob neds to come out as is recurrent absess and I dont want to go to stupid dentist and have 5 injections that only actually start working once I leave the dentist and keep me numb all night so I'm not going! Well not until the pain gets really bad, have put it off for 8 months so far!

StealthPolarBear · 22/01/2008 10:11

i had an abcess and tooth removed the other week so feel your pain! The relief when it's gone though...

CaptainDippy · 22/01/2008 10:13

You should go to the Dentist, Pesha - It'll only get worse and worse otherwise, young lady!!

{{{{SPB}}}} Hope you have an ok day and manage to rest when T does.

Mashanapedyjo · 22/01/2008 10:14

thunder thunder thunder thunderCATS

Mashanapedyjo · 22/01/2008 10:17

NO

Well ok, I'll probably go tomorrow when dp is here to have Dylan and can get dc from school so I can sit and do nothing and feel sorry for myself afterwards! He stayed at his mum's today for better sleep!

AngeG · 22/01/2008 10:22

at Thundercats, I used to watch that!

Pesha - You really should go to the dentist, it could cause problems with all your mouth.

SPB - Arse to no water, how long will it be off for?

WCL - at DH!

SOL - Hope sinuses get better soon, how were the interviews yesterday?

NL - Hooray to a good night! Hope the party goes well!

2hxb - Sorry about the night terrors, no advice I'm afraid.

I've got to go into work later, not allowed in this morning because there is a course on and Izzy might diturb it!! Shame it's not an all day course

liath · 22/01/2008 10:36

Morning all,

WCL at your DH, no wonder you're annoyed.

Pesha & SOL, sympathies for the tooth & sinuses - ouch!

Last 2 nights have been a bit pants, am trying to summon the energy to go out somewhere otherwise will lose the will to live. Any tips on encouraging the world's most dependant toddler to actually play on her own gratefully received. Ds already plays independantly at 9 months - poor dd is such a klingon!!

Ds has started to refuse point blank to let me feed him so have been on the BLW site looking at finger food recipes.

CaptainDippy · 22/01/2008 10:50

Yey for Thundercats!

Liath - does she play better when thee are DC's of her own age around to occupy her - I know my two do ....

elkiedee · 22/01/2008 11:00

Morning all

SPB, yuk re no water, sorry about bad night, and did the Baby Einstein DVD work?

Pesha, are you registered with an NHS dentist? If so get yourself down there before your D turns 1. I need to do something about that, preferably before I go back to work.

Hope no one on here is facing being flooded out. I gather there are problems in Leeds again but I believe it's the luxury riverside flats in the centre, hope all who are or were are ok. NL, hope you're not in the danger zone where you are.

D has just woken up from a nap in the buggy (I've got him all ready to go out and then wheeled him round to get him to sleep). I'm going to take him out to an NCT coffee morning soon and probably straight to Baby and Me from there. dp has gone to Kings Lynn to see his mum in the care home where she's currently staying (thanks for any thoughts and prayers previously mentioned on the thread).

POTC, I looked at your thread last night. I hope you and your beloved sons are ok, and that you find support to continue doing a great job as mum, which I believe you are. Pesha and Dippy who you and the kids have stayed with - so they should be able to judge for themselves and and everyone who's met you and talked to you on here believes that you're a great mummy. Hugs to you if you'll forgive them on this occasion, it's terrible that you should be worrying in this way.

Must go and hang washing out and go.

Mashanapedyjo · 22/01/2008 11:09

Lol just had an email from my mum (which is in itself a bit of a shock!) ending with 'Let me know tonight - but not during Holby City'!

Nice priorities there mum

cazboldy · 22/01/2008 11:21

Hi all..... not been on for days!

busy busy busy!

NL hope the party goes well!

Dh has decided he wants to move again!

His boss is an arse, and I know I would have told himn to shove it ages ago, but honestly, I don't think I can face the upheaval all over again

I have been really horrible to him this morning and said that he should think himself lucky to have a job....and honestly how many people go to work every day and enjoy every minute of it???

Anyway the upshot of it is we are cross with each other, and this happens so rarely.....I feel horrible when it does!

geordiemacminx · 22/01/2008 11:24

Liath/Luce - fancy soft play next week? Can do Mon/Tues/Fri?