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TheTwelveDAISYOfChristmas · 12/12/2007 22:07

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WewishyouaBUMPERLICIOUS · 17/12/2007 10:08

Happy birthday Holly - welcome to my age!

Hope you have a lovely day. Don't worry as far as I'm concerned we are still mid-twenties!

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 10:14

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

Have a lovely day Holly! xxxxx

Splinters - drop of Germolene on it and cover with a plaster. After a day or two it should draw it out. Germolene also contains a local aenesthetic [sp?]. I think its Aussie equivalent is Savlon.

HellHathNoFury · 17/12/2007 10:18

Happy Birthday Holly!

HellHathNoFury · 17/12/2007 10:18

Happy Birthday Holly!

FairyOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 17/12/2007 10:30

Happy Birthday Holly

Hello everyone

at no christmas down under

motherhurdicure · 17/12/2007 10:34

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deckthehallswithboughsofholly · 17/12/2007 10:40

Do I need to bin my mini skirts? I have stashed them in the loft on the off chance that I will one day be thin enough to wear them again, but I think I am too old now !

Well I do feel about 40 anyway...I am waiting for my Boden coat to arrive, need I say more?!

BadZelda · 17/12/2007 10:47

Happy Birthday Holly!
Daisy, hope visit went well, and your mum is bearing up.
(no time to catch up...may get some MN time this afternoon)

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 10:53

I'm desperately clinging to the 'mid-thirties' mantra!! Its slipping away from me AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

FairyOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 17/12/2007 10:59

I'm grasping at early thirties, but mid thirties will soon be more accurate

deckthehallswithboughsofholly · 17/12/2007 11:03

My dp is clutching onto his mid thrities for dear life! Yesterday I tried to convince him he was going bald (he is not at all). He spent about half an hour checking his hair in the mirror! I am mean!

His mantra is "You are only as old as the woman you feel!"

FairyOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 17/12/2007 11:05

I use that mantra too Holly, well with substitution of the word 'man' for 'woman' of course, as DH is 2 years younger than me

derlordsmyshepherd · 17/12/2007 11:05

happy birthday to yooooooooooo
happy birthday to yooooooooooo
happy biiiirthday to HOLLLLYYYYYYY
haaaappy birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!

FairyOnTopOfTheChristmasTree · 17/12/2007 11:07

Hi derlor, long time no see. How are you?

derlordsmyshepherd · 17/12/2007 11:08

well we ALL have a stinking rotten cold in casaderlor but apart from that - great thanks
feeling very christmasy now
how are you doing?

derlordsmyshepherd · 17/12/2007 11:17

have i scared you all off??????

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 11:25

Holly, its not the hair on their heads they needs to be worrying about at their age ....

... its the hair in their noses and ears

WewishyouaBUMPERLICIOUS · 17/12/2007 11:25

hello my lovely!

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 11:26

oooh, hello Derlor!

not ignoring you, just on hold for DHL, expressing and posting at same time

how are you m'dear?

WewishyouaBUMPERLICIOUS · 17/12/2007 11:28

Fairy if that is the case DH ages me by about 16 yeas!

foxy that's multi-tasking!

derlordsmyshepherd · 17/12/2007 11:29

flip foxy - how many arms you got?!?!?

shitey shite - need to go and wake up Abbie then pick Millie up from nursery in 15 mins!!!!! yikesssssssssssssss

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 11:36

time slips away, doesn't it?!

Funny how I can express and post, but farking DHL can't do an express post!!

Boys present was ordered on 1st Dec. It is still sat in DHL depot 'cos its 'Too big for the van'. FFS!!!! They are truely fucking shite. Am about to call the main switchboard and ask for the Chairman's office! When I've calmed down a bit.... They promised me it'd be delivered Thursday, then Friday, and then today, now they are promising to call me today to 'update me on its progress'. Its down the shagging road! I could get it myself.

Sorry for the rant. In the great scheme of things its sooooooo unimportant.

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 11:40

Two Glasses of Wine

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They
agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you To recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.

The sand is everything else; the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time
to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented.

The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend.'

Please share this with a friend . . . . . . LIKE I JUST DID

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 11:43

Ironically, this was in my email box waiting for me. Sorry its so long.

Two Glasses of Wine

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They
agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you To recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.

The sand is everything else; the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time
to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented.

The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend.'

Please share this with a friend . . . . . . LIKE I JUST DID

foxythesnowman · 17/12/2007 11:44

Arse, the longest post ever and I go and post it twice sorry!

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