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April 2007 - On the first day of Christmas Normabutty gave to me - a present shaped like a willy!

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leakyR · 27/11/2007 20:52

Is it too soon to mention Christmas?

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NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 10:45

ok Dippy - pint glassess mind

busywithIzzy · 01/12/2007 10:45

Oh no, I told you shouldn't have peed in the shower

Lucewits · 01/12/2007 10:45

Lol at us trying to crash mn waiting for cyber pee

busywithIzzy · 01/12/2007 10:47

Keep drinking!

RudolphtherEDDASnosedreindeer · 01/12/2007 10:48

ok, lets change the subject, no pressure, honest

DS has come out in a few suspicious looking spots, ie possible Chicken Pox. Now the dc's are supposed to be going to MIL today to give us a night off. Do I a, tell MIL he has supicious spots and ask if it is still ok to leave him(they have all had CP) or b, keep quiet pretend I haven't seen them and leave dc's. I guess there is also c, but I'm not up for cancelling the night off

NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 10:48

so how long do you reckon - an hour - or less - Dippy would you mind very much informing us how fast your kidneys and bladder work. Thanks very much

NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 10:49

Eddas - I wouldn't mention it - just put a balaclava (sp?) on the dc's

NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 10:52

Ok changing the subject - is there anybody who hasn't been forced taken the chance to look at B's present - I am in love with it - so cute! Will repeat link here www.storkgifts.co.uk/wigwamand10indians.htm

Lucewits · 01/12/2007 10:55

NL, do you mean calm this morning or calm generally?

NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 10:56

Well I meant this morning - but actually you do seem pretty calm generally - is that a false impression

Lucewits · 01/12/2007 10:59

NL I am quite placid, well apart from at around 8.30am on a school morning trying to get 4 of them out of the house!

Confess to being hungover this morning so my brain is more than a little fogged

The perk to me giving up bf

leakyR · 01/12/2007 10:59

What is she doing?!!!! Doesn't she know that we NEED TO KNOW!

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busywithIzzy · 01/12/2007 11:00

NL - I love that present for B it's lovely!

Eddas - Think I'd be tempted to play ignorant!!

weeonion · 01/12/2007 11:00

good morning folks.
liath - i am putting my tree up oday. i always feel bettr during the festive season so decided it is purely for medical reasons!! plus - mum and dad put theirs up last week in ireland just so c's first ever tree woudl have been in their house - her reaction was more than i could have wished for so v much looking forward to seeing her with this one.
cd - also keen to see the result but guess you must have a pretty good idea of what it will be.
GMM - hi there and luce - hi there as well!
eddas - i would go with option a
i have bought my secret santa pressie but wont be posting it til nearer the big day. when i get my delivered - i am gonna keep it til xmas morning - love waiting to open them all til then.

dp away all weekend. was so stressed hacked off last night - i bought 10 cigs and smoked them all hanging out the bathroom window. i gave up smoking for pg so feel today. ah well - just have to not give in to temptation again.

busywithIzzy · 01/12/2007 11:01

lol Leaky

leakyR · 01/12/2007 11:01

Bloody laptop going so slow that you guys had changed the subject before I posted my last.

No pressure Dippy

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weeonion · 01/12/2007 11:02

nl - love the lilliput range. too too cute. we were looking at the pirate ship as a new baby pressie for a friend.

NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 11:02

I imagine the poor thing is glugging down buckets of water saying to a bemused dh - 'MN needs to know'..........actually there's all of us here posting - how many more 'secret' april ladies - like I used to be before I delurked - are out there salivating on the keyboards and ignoring their children. Hellllllllloooooooooo - come and fret with us if you like!

busywithIzzy · 01/12/2007 11:03

Morning WO - You must have more self control than me then!! I know what you mean though I love opening things on Christmas day.

My decs will be going up today too! I love Christmas!

NorthernLurker · 01/12/2007 11:04

Oh I've seen the pirate ship - gorgeous, and the farm and the Noah's Ark....

Don't be about the cigs WO - (adopts stern tone) just don't do it again {{{{{Hug}}}}}

RudolphtherEDDASnosedreindeer · 01/12/2007 11:07

Right so we're going for the 'what spots' option then. That's what dh wants to do. Poor little ds

WO, tutt tutt, no more smoking young lady

My tree will be going up over the weekend, been looking forward to it for weeks

Don't forget to dig out a christmas mn name too

weeonion · 01/12/2007 11:08

cd probably has the laptop in the bathroom with her ready for a live results report...

busywithIzzy · 01/12/2007 11:09

Oooh yes a Christmas name!!

RudolphtherEDDASnosedreindeer · 01/12/2007 11:09

oh, and am in the process of buying my secret santa present and when I get mine i'm going to wait til christmas day as i'll have veyr few to open so will be a nice to have something else waiting for me.

Really must get on with buying and sending mine. And deal with the mn appeal stuff to. Am terribly bad at signing up for things then leaving it til the last minute to sort it out

weewishyouamerryonion · 01/12/2007 11:11

ok - its started! 24 days to go