Eddas absolutely pmsl at "contraptions"!!!!! I assume you meant contractions??
Welcome Emummy. I live in Eastleigh, so not far from you really. I am i/c arranging the next SouthEast meet up so watch this space...
Ellie, have you tried match.com? My bil met his woman through there and after only 6 months together moved in with each other and they are very happy. They are also normal!!
Nutty I used Skype to chat to dh, and there is a puking emoticon on that too which makes me laugh.
Need to finish Tesco order. So far all I have on the list is 2 loaves of bread - just the 5 fishes to add then.....