Hi all!
Well the DTs will be 3 on the 11th February. When did that happen??????????
I've decided to do a fancy dress party at home for them. It will go like this.......
I will cook some chicken nuggets and chips (homemade people... don't you worry lol) and the birthday cakes ... that's right CAKES ... will of course be lemon drizzle!
The wee beasts will arrive. Half will cry and moan, the rest will trash my house, kill the plants in the garden and annoy the neighbours. I'm trying to decide whether or not to have a bouncy castle as that annoys him too!
The mums will say how brave I am to have a party at home and do their best not to eat all of their wee ones' food (which obviously the wee beasts won't eat cos they don't do they? Sigh..............) The mums will have some "well... only a little bit then" cake. I'll offer some sparkly wine, which they won't drink as they will all be driving Tarquin and Jocasta the 200m home.
They will leave. I'll put in an emergency call to my cleaner. I will sink a bottle of wine and realise I've forgotten to pick up DD2 from school.
I will vow to use the soft play centre next year and come on here and post about how awful everyone's children are... including my wee beasts!
My babies are about to be 3! Time flies.