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November 2012- Jingle Bells tantrums smell mummy needs some wine...

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Pikz · 10/12/2014 09:14

Just to start us off..

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Elizadoesdolittle · 09/01/2015 13:35

My friend turned up with pineapple, thai red curry and raspberry tea and a fabulous chocolate cheesecake. Really put a smile on my face. Doubt it will do anything but she managed to cheer me up.

Pikz · 09/01/2015 18:31

Has it worked on eviction Eliza?

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Elizadoesdolittle · 09/01/2015 18:37

Not yet. only thing it appears to have achieved is to give me wind!

GwenaelleLaGourmande · 09/01/2015 19:14

eliza I think you need a shag. Drawing on all my knowledge of baby evictions gleaned from Friends that might work.

Hope DH is up to par

Elizadoesdolittle · 09/01/2015 19:48

gg it's the only thing left to try. I'm not sure I can manage it though. Maybe if I'm still in this position tomorrow evening. Yew!

Passmethecrisps · 09/01/2015 21:58

Yikes. C'mon baby eliza! Get a shift on!!

I picked p up from nursery today and she gave me a detailed run down of all events including explaining whose lunch bag was whose and pointing out the details of said bags "that Conor's bag. Has a monster in it. One white eye one pink eye. Bigger BIGGER! There Lucy's bag. It a CAKE!!" And so on.

She kept this up all the way home telling me about a walk outside with Lucy to see the birdies but she didn't see any and then she was crying. So I asked why she was crying, was it because she didn't see any birdies? P replied "yes. And cause I missa you."

Cue me driving home the rest of the journey with something in my eye.

MsJupiter · 09/01/2015 23:38

That's so sweet Pass. L can't wait to get away from me. I am feeling pretty depressed at the moment, he gave me a black eye on Tuesday. I seem to be failing at this parenting thing.

Passmethecrisps · 09/01/2015 23:42

Flowers oh Crikey no you're not. The very same child gave me a fat lip not so long ago.

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TheRealGracePoole · 10/01/2015 07:25

No no no jupiter you are not. Thihs is the hardest bit. I too got a fat
Lip yesterday. And if I recall correctly a couple of years ago I felt A massive hard lump on my chin. A bit worried I had a boil the size of a small volcano appearing there I realised ds1 had head butted me the day before. Cue big lump and bruise.

If I am totally honest I think lots of days that I would rather be T work in an office than at home looking after a crazy toddler, I do not enjoy this stage I feel out of control most of the time.

Hugs Thanks

Elizadoesdolittle · 10/01/2015 08:50

jj you're not at all. He doesn't understand his actions. DD1 told me she wanted me to die the other day. I wasn't even telling her off at the time. We've always been fairly open about death and not fluffed it up so I had to reiterate what a horrible thing it was to say. She keeps saying die at the moment and E is learning this as she was saying die die this morning. Anyway I digress....it is tough dealing with unruly toddlers. The physical aspect of it does get easier and then you'll have the emotional stuff to go through. Never ending fun and games Grin

GwenaelleLaGourmande · 10/01/2015 09:16

Toddlers are part angel part demon. Bloody hard work, complete pita at some times, but fortunately they have their cute moments.

YellowWellies · 10/01/2015 09:23

Right lovelies, I can't ask this on Lil's PN thread as everyone is in the throes of the 4 month sleep regression and it would look like a Billy Big B*llocks stealth boast but I'm worried Lil sleeps too well? Every night now she sleeps from 11-7 then has a quick feed and is back down until I wake her. She's lively during the day, troughs constantly when awake, is small but chubby and is very happy and content. Am I just lucky this time? I've been dairy and soy free since day 5 and she has mild reflux. I'm paranoid that at some point it'll all go to shit and we'll have screamy sleepless CMPI hell Confused Confused Confused Confused

StuntNun · 10/01/2015 09:30

Yes you're just lucky YW, plenty of babies do sleep well right from the get go. Enjoy it, I'm sure she'll make up for it in her teenage years! Wink

YellowWellies · 10/01/2015 09:32

Stunt I said the same to DH! Right I'm going to wake her as the boys have been up for an hour and a half.

Zamboni · 10/01/2015 10:15

Hopefully you are just lucky with a good sleeper YW. My DD was always a good sleeper.

MsJ - Thanks toddlers are very hard work.

GwenaelleLaGourmande · 10/01/2015 10:32

yw DD1 was like that :) LO wasn't bad either but DD1 was a dream from about 3/4 months. She has gone through phases of waking up once since then but it is pretty rare, and normally linked to illness. Don't worry, just enjoy it :)

Passmethecrisps · 10/01/2015 10:51

Lucky yw. I have spent most of p's life waiting for her sleep to mess up but it never has. She just loves her sleep. Like gg poor nights are usually illness related. Only now am I relaxed enough to just enjoy it

TheRealGracePoole · 10/01/2015 13:36

Hey everyone.

Menu musings.

Guests next weekend. We are out on Saturday night and Sunday lunch so I a, thinking what to do on Friday night. Where I want something warming and relaxed I don't want to do anything too rich. So I am wondering about...

Beetroot and goats cheese tart to start

Chicken and chorizo stew with some bread and salad for mains

Not sure about dessert. Something light and easy that I can do up in the week.

Any thoughts?

GwenaelleLaGourmande · 10/01/2015 13:39

Am crap at puds so no idea on that but the rest sounds yum grace

GwenaelleLaGourmande · 10/01/2015 13:39

Has anyone tried the MN minute microwave meringues btw?

YellowWellies · 10/01/2015 13:45

Grace how about Eton Mess for pud? Nom.

Thanks all on the sleep advice. She really is so easy. God I'm going to pay for this in the toddler or teenage years aren't I? Confused

Pikz · 10/01/2015 14:01

Sylabub or a moose?

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TheRealGracePoole · 10/01/2015 14:15

How I love sylabub.

MsJupiter · 10/01/2015 15:44

Thanks for the reassurance everyone - I really felt like I was losing it. I do think it is a bit of a problem though as it isn't an isolated incident. L is such a bright, funny, happy child most of the time and has good concentration levels for jigsaws, reading etc but he just gets these flashes of - I don't know, my Mum says he gets the devil in him which is a terrible phrase but it sums it up quite well. It doesn't seem to be anger or frustration, just this desire to do something he thinks or knows will get a reaction or just not what he is supposed to do. Biting, poking eyes, pinching and so on. Mainly towards me but sometimes DH or DMum. Always out of the blue, during an otherwise nice time.

He's very strong-willed and nappy changes, car seats etc are also a constant battle so I just feel worn down. I said to him, you do know we are on the same side, you don't have to fight me all the time?

Anyway I think the two things to do are rewarding good behaviour and limiting opportunity for bad behaviour. I've got a reward chart and we have started doing stickers for nappy changes. Only 2 so far but it's a start.

Chicken and chorizo stew sounds delish by the way Grace. I vote for a lemony pud.

YW my sister's baby (now 12mo) slept like that from very early on. My DSis found it hard at baby groups to know what to say to all the other tired Mums. Her DD has started waking up at night recently and my sister finds it so hard after being used to her sleeping all night. But even now she sleeps till 9am so she doesn't have it bad. I am glad for you that Lil is such a good sleeper. Enjoy it Smile

Elizadoesdolittle · 10/01/2015 18:56

yw both my girls are fantastic sleepers. Even with E's issues somehow it's never interfered with her sleep. Just enjoy it and go with the flow.

Funnily enough DH made chicken and chorizo stew for dinner tonight. Was yum.

I've been to 2 children's party's today. Done the hokey cokey twice and won a prize for best parent dancer. That's got to bring on labour surely!