Soft play was noisy and filled with slightly pushy children - p loved it.
I did have the following odd conversation.
Lady: oh! Is that p?
Me: yes!
Lady: oh, my pal used to CM her.
Me: oh, Betty. Yes, she still does.
Lady: no. Audrey. My pal Audrey used to CM her.
Me: Audrey? No. No, Audrey. Betty
Lady: nope. Definitely Audrey. She's over there and she pointed p out to me.
Me: I'm her mum and Audrey is defo not her CM.
Thankfully Audrey came over and explained - she is my CM's pal and knows p from being out and about. She also CM's a little girl called p.
I was starting to wonder if p was being farmed out!! Poor lady was mortified.