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November 2012 - Walking or not walking, talking or not talking, any other skillz?

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StuntNun · 28/02/2014 08:00

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/2000561-November-2012-The-exciting-all-new-all-singing-all-dancing-fred

We have quite a range of ages and they each develop at their own rates... so what can your toddler do?

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Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:24

Ooo stewed apples on top of porridge is heavenly.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:25

I don't know yw I saw this series advertised and thought "that looks good" and noticed that I had missed the whole first series and you can' tree it on I player anymore.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:25

Bummer.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:26

What did the trailer say to the tractor?

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:26

Pull me closer John Deere.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:26

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:27

It turned into a field.

Pikz · 12/03/2014 19:27

I'm loving the jokes Grin

PetiteRaleuse · 12/03/2014 19:27

:o

Yeah I don't mind bright pink like the one I linked to but the pale pink version is not coming anywhere near my house.

Ikea is probably the best solution. Have to get DH to bunk off and go and get it. It won't fit in my car.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:27

Now. Where is that Justin's Joke Book.

PurplePidjin · 12/03/2014 19:29

Have you heard about the man with five willies? His underpants fit like a glove

Lily311 · 12/03/2014 19:30

Gosh I'm rubbish at jokes.

Pikz · 12/03/2014 19:30

What do you call an out-of-work jester? Nobody's fool!

PetiteRaleuse · 12/03/2014 19:31

There is a Justin's Joke Book Shock

Pikz · 12/03/2014 19:31

What does a kangaroo eat for breakfast? Pouched eggs

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:32

There is . I have it somewhere.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:33
Grin
ValiumQueen · 12/03/2014 19:34

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

That is the only joke I know.

ValiumQueen · 12/03/2014 19:35

DH took me out to lunch today. It was very romantic.

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:35

Did you do anything after?

Sophiathesnowfairy · 12/03/2014 19:35
Wink
ValiumQueen · 12/03/2014 19:36

And we went to Ikea. The Ikea kitchen is fab. All three of mine play with it, and the bowl is just the right size for puking into.

Lily311 · 12/03/2014 19:36

:)

ValiumQueen · 12/03/2014 19:37

No we didn't. It would have been nice, but I wanted to collect DD1 from school as I rarely get the chance. J had a bad night last night, so we are a tad weary.

ValiumQueen · 12/03/2014 19:39

I did do a bit of sewing. Very therapeutic. I have been looking on Pinterest for inspiration and owl patterns. Wondering if I can make 50 plus in time for Christmas.