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Dec 11: Not tonight dear, I've got a haddock.

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PerilousStiletto · 07/08/2013 12:46

I liked this one. :)

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NorthernChinchilla · 16/10/2013 20:22

A veh gentle birthday was had; gardening, watching Homes Under the Hammer, sorting out a few house things, and then pizza out. Watched the footie on my return too, so a pretty lovely day, and thank you for all the birthday wishes. DP has his interview tomorrow, and then we're out properly on Friday to celebrate my birthday and hopefully his new job!

I would definitely just get a few stretchy black tops (either proper bf ones or just general ones) to go under your 'normal' clothes for a while Xiao, as your cardies/jackets etc will still fit. Plain trousers and you'll look smart. Delighted to hear it's all going as well as it can with a newborn!

Hope you start to feel a bit better soon figgy; how come you're having to go to London so much with work at the moment? It's all sounding a bit hectic...

Our house stuff is actually progressing forward at the mo- survey back, mortgage formally agreed and in place and chain completed. The vendors' EA was a little taken aback at how swiftly we'd moved on it all when I phoned to let them know (and check that the person at the top had found somewhere) and they stated that I was really "driving this" and they would let the others know- EA speak for fuck off and stop hassling us I believe Grin

mopsytop · 16/10/2013 21:12

I second Northern, xiao! Defs get some tops and hold out for a while I think. Don't chuck everything either. I did that and regretted lots of things I chucked!

Aethelfleda · 16/10/2013 23:26

I still have a box labelled "optimistic skinny tops that I WILL get back into at some point". And my ultimate benchmark, the Pewter Leather Trousers Of Doom. (They can't possibly stretch or shrink so are a proper yardstick of me getting back to pre-beeb size.)

OiMissus · 17/10/2013 08:33

Xiao - there are lots of tops around in a "poncho" type style - so loose and easy for breastfeeding, and quite flattering too - draping gently over your mahoosive rack H bombs. See these in the sale www.thewhitecompany.com/clothing/knitwear/. wear a simple vest underneath, and whatever - jeans, formal skirt, ... below. Don't bin any clothes. The only clothes you should ever consider chucking are those that are looking tatty, or are those that you absolutely definitely would never wear again. We go up and down in size all the time, fashions come and go, and come again. And, we chose what we buy according to taste. I can't count how many times I find myself almost buying something before I realise "You know, this is almost exactly the same as that jacket/top/... that I gave to charity last month" - because I'd stopped wearing it.
Aw! thank you for reminding me about the rubbish sleep of the newborn, I sympathise, but it sounds delightful. I'm going all out to get pg this week. DH and I are constantly "Oh my god, you are so pg!" and "You decide what to put on the tv. I couldn't possibly due to being sooo pg." (this is both of us, btw.) Very silly. But quite nice. I haven't wanted to murder him for a week or so now, so maybe we've turned a corner and are back on the rise. Fingers crossed. (The sex is probably helping. Also, there's a job opening at my place which would be great for him. The only thing that could stop it going forward is that he's married to me. It shouldn't matter. We'd be in different departments. It just depends what the powers that be decree. I can't/wouldn't get involved in any way. He worked here before, for 13 years - so the guy who's hiring knows Dh really well and loves him - his words! Proven track record of reliability, intelligence, dedication...Fingers crossed again perlease.)
Aethel - I've been lucky finding a good CM who operates a 24hr service. I have actually preferred it to nursery (although I really liked the nursery he went to) as BOi is with kids of many ages and so wants to join with the older ones and learns from the older ones - who can already share, eat well, say please and thank you etc. I think this will be fine for another year, but then will think about a more formal nursery/pre school setting... perhaps. But then, if I do get pg, we may have to completely re-think what we're doing as any kind of childcare is hellish expensive.
Oooh... if DH comes and works here too, we may have a chance of getting BOi into schools here... there are fabulous (free) grammar schools here.

QueenofClean · 17/10/2013 09:17

I feel like I'm on verge of a breakdown :(

Darcie's meltdowns and attitude is stressing me out. Sky is climbing everywhere and throwing tantrums when told no :(

Just arrrrgggghhhh

mopsytop · 17/10/2013 09:51

Oh dear Queen... lots of deep slow breaths will help. I know it sounds silly but it really truly does help. And maybe a big bar of chocolate. And a nice clean. (that wouldn't help me but I'm.sure it would you!). Hope things calm.down soon...

mopsytop · 17/10/2013 09:52

Good news on upturn with the mister Oi woohoo.

I wish I hadn't talked chocolate to Queen now. I'd love a big bar of that red lindt lindor stuff. nooommmm

QueenofClean · 17/10/2013 10:56

thanks Mopsy I don't have any chocolate. When Sky goes to nursery at 1, I will be coming home to clean all the upstairs rooms.

OK Fan news about you & DH Grin

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 17/10/2013 14:28

Will do proper catch up later, just had to share today's fiasco:

Work event this morning. I used to organise this type of event, but not my role anymore (yeay!) Person organising it couldn't put together a piss up in an off license. Everything went wrong, loads of stuff forgotten. Just, blurgh. I had to rush around trying to sort out all the last minute crisis so my poor boss's head didn't explode.

AND THEN I go to get a whole bunch of v important documents out of the bag I had them in. Realised I had stuffed one of DS' precious art works in there and now they are all covered in glitter. Covered. And it's all over me and my desk and now my laptop and phone. I'm never going to be able to get it all off.

mopsytop · 17/10/2013 15:37

Mr. Mopsy going out tonight. Well just down the pub. I'm going to have spaghetti hoops on toast and then have a sneaky glass of wine and put the twinkly fairy lights on and read my book. I can't wait! How sad am I?!

mopsytop · 17/10/2013 15:38

Oh dear re sparkles Hop. Well done on saving the show though!

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 17/10/2013 16:17

In other news, DS threw major overtired tantrum last night and flung a tube of toothpaste, which cracked me in the head and split open my eyebrow. I don't think he meant to throw it at me but, yeah. Ow.

LadyGoodman · 17/10/2013 16:54

Poor qoc is there any more help u can get with darcy?

Hop hope u are now glitter free.

Mopsy I love a night to myself tonight I'm going for a bath then watching some crap tv, might have a cheeky wine Grin

Northern work keeps taking me to work with very different reasons begins all of it just coincidence it's been twice this week. I'm glad its Friday for me.

Bought DS a paddington bear board book for when I get home as didn't see him this morning and got a Xmas paddington book too to put away til Christmas.

QueenofClean · 17/10/2013 18:06

Hop hope you are glitter free now.

thanks all.

Lady no one to help me with Darcie and it's not like it's all her being a general cow bag...I know she has other issues and I try my best to be patient and understanding but sometimes it just gets to much. I do have phases where I feel like I can't cope but I know I can and then have a lot more patience with it and the situation.

am reading another good book called The Explosive Child so that is helping and DH is supporting me a lot And is happy yo learn about autism and how to help Darcie & me.

QueenofClean · 17/10/2013 18:07

tbh I don't think my of frustration is about the girls it's about my stupid joints.

OiMissus · 17/10/2013 21:04

Hop - you saved your boss's arse. Any future reports should be glitterified just to underline how sparkly fabulous you are.
Mopsy - I love those nights in alone where you just don't have to do or be anything. Enjoy!
QoC - hope you get better treatment for your joints.

Xiaoxiong · 17/10/2013 21:17

Well Mopsy and lady I am actually typing this on my phone while sitting in the bath, having had all-time comfort food favourite for dinner of buttered green beans from the garden, pasta with slow cooked ragu made with pancetta, pork and beef mince and finished with a little cream and a glass of a lovely barbera d'asti. (Translation: spag bol) Wink

Really laughed out loud at the glitter Grin at least you are truly sparkletastic now!

Queen what is the prognosis for your joint pain? It sounds like it must just make everything else that much worse. But even still you sound like you're doing an amazing job with her - autism sounds so relentless and exhausting to learn about and live with.

Thanks for the fashion advice all! I will hie myself to purchase black bfing vests from H&M to wear beneath slouchy sweaters and tops for now. I'm back in (some of) my pre-preg jeans already so that has helped. And I realised one big problem is that I've been wearing my nursing bras daily for nearly 2 years now - no wonder I am feeling slumped and frumpish, they are giving up the ghost! So new fancy nursing bras have been ordered as well.

Aethel FT work sounds very cool! - maybe a wrap around childminder would be feasible/realistic to bridge the gap between end of nursery and when you or DH could get home? I'm sure there are good options for DS once you get the position, things always fall into place Smile

mopsytop · 17/10/2013 22:24

Sounds fab xiao. Big fan of ragu. Our recipe includes milk and red wine and pancetta. Nomtastic.

My lovely evening slightly marred by this stupid pain I have. Been having it for months but not v bad. Under my right breast usually (sort of like under my ribcage below breast) but today it's been bad all day and radiating around to my back. V annoying. Gallstones has crossed my mind but it comes and goes randomly and doesn't seem to be related to eating at all. So no idea. Might go to GP though. Mentioned it when I was so tired a few months ago and had those blood tests but GP didn't seem to think much of it. It has been quite annoying today though so maybe I SD go again. Don't want to be one of those hypochondriac types always going to GP though and self diagnosing Sad

QueenofClean · 18/10/2013 06:45

I have a poorly baby. Sky was up in the night vomiting. Was only a little bit tho. Will be keeping her off nursery today so there goes my plans. She's currently in bed watching Simba.

LadyGoodman · 18/10/2013 08:10

Hope sky better qoc

Well I have started the day with a massive tantrumming boy he wants to go downstairs and have biscuits and tv the minute his eyes open these days I think dh gives in for an easy life but I wasn't having it today.

Cm has a new baby minder DS loves her he pits his hand on her tummy and brings her toys he is now obsessed with babies and says baby baby baby (and Wallace and Gromit). He will be waiting a while for one here Hmm

Aethelfleda · 18/10/2013 21:23

Hope you all have fun weekends lined up ladies....

ChipAndSpud · 18/10/2013 22:39

Today has been hard...tears from both DS and myself! It all started well, we had fun at playgroup, but when we got home he would only eat strawberries and cucumber and I offered him everything I had in the cupboards! Then spent around 45 minutes attempting to get him to nap which didn't happen, followed by me and DS being grumpy all afternoon :( I must admit I have felt like a pretty crap mum today!

Still, tomorrow is a fresh day and we managed to have a bit of fun when DH got home!

And another nice thing for me to concentrate on is that DS has had some sweet moments today, eg playing properly with his garage, and pretending to eat when he saw a picture in a book of Santa's reindeers eating their Xmas dinner, and when he saw a picture of Santa asleep in an armchair he put a finger to his mouth and made a "shh" sound!

Hope Sky is feeling better Queen!

A trip to the doctors won't do any harm Mopsy!

Hope everyone has a good weekend!

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 18/10/2013 22:43

that sounds a lot like our day. My highlight was DS clinging to my leg and biting me while I was carrying a cup of tea, me shaking him off my leg to avoist spilling said tea all over his head, him then falling overt bacjwat andt bumping his head. I have seriously sucked at parenting today.

OctopusWrangler · 19/10/2013 00:37
ChipAndSpud · 19/10/2013 07:54

Phew! Glad I'm not the only one Hop! I do feel sometimes that I'm always playing catch up with DS as I have zero experience with babies and toddlers being the youngest in the family!

I used to babysit for a 5 year old boy when I was a teenager and I loved that, it was once a week at least, and it was really good fun, we played football outdoors, we on snail hunts, did drawing, read books! So I have hope that I'm not totally awful with children, just a lack of experience with this age group!

DM said the first babies are the experiments and the second are easier as we have a bit more experience even though they are all different!

Octopus thank you - caffeine definitely needed this morning! Off to see the bank at 10am - hope they approve the mortgage with no issues!!!