November 2012 - Forget 50 books in 2013, we'll have 50 threads

[StuntNun]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1683927-November-2012-Guess-what-we-were-doing-this-time-last-year

I would Pass but my baker makes them too. I'm going to have to cross the border to get my bread. Dammit. Why can't he time his holidays to coincide with mine eh? EH? Lazy selfish inconsiderate cunt.

Thankful Thursday tomorrow.

She's gone to sleep in her cot!

Am downstairs watching breaking bad on Netflix

Yippee fucking doo daa :)

N has just started going down for the night at half 10 - this is a definite improvement on midnight but a little earlier would be lovely! She seems to sleep well on me but wakes the instant I head towards the cot. I'm working on getting her in the pram or basket downstairs first - at least that way i can have my arms back!

Laughalot S has her last bottle at 7:30 and then goes to bed at 8.
She's been a nightmare today, so clingy, I've not got a thing done all day, every time I left the room she whinged. I didn't think she'd go down at 8 as normal tonight because she hasn't slept as well today but she did thank god
Finally getting round to opening her bank account tomorrow, she's got more money than me!

Damn. New episodes of Person of Interest and the Following out. But DD1 has picked tonight to be a PITA so is almost 10pm abd DH still trying to settle her. Oh well, something for the weekend...

O has no money. Like me.

No bank accounts here. :(

Is anyone elses babies fussy over which blankets they sleep in? Turns out O is. I wrapped him in a normal blanket, and he woke, annoyed. Turned out what he wanted was one of his softest fluffiest ones to bury his face in.

Fussy bugger.

YW What you fretting about the mortgage for?! Chill, and enjoy setting up your new home!

I'm just worried the bank will say no despite the AIP

OH FUCK!

I forgot about bastard swearing, I feel fucking robbed. Cunting, twatting hell.

Oh, and another rant about the cunty insurance fuckers.

The Twat Next Door who bumped in to my car outside my mums, who after pissing about has decided to go through the insurance... well. My fucking premiums have gone up. I did a quote on money supermarket with it on, and with out, and it has gone up by over £70.

CUNTSCUNTSCUNTSCUNTS!!!

I wasn't even in the fucking car. It was parked on a drive. It was NOT MY BLOODY FAULT! It wasn't parked dangerously, or even in a stupid place. It was on a private fucking driveway!

OOOOOH I'VE GOT ME THE RAAAAAGE!

I want to tell the insurance company to claim back the excess premiums (for this year and the next 2 that it seems to affect - I did quotes changing the year of the accident too!) as uninsured loses. Bet that gets me nowhere . I thought the whole point was you were never supposed to be out of pocket.

Fucking cuntbummers.

Wayhey Shelly you got your share in .

Keep it coming!!!

Weirdly p is awake. She has one day a week or so where she wakes up after an hour and wants up. She is currently sitting on my knee watching law and order. I think she was too hot as our bloody boiler has started acting up and turns the heating on at random. It is almost 22 degrees

Twats twats twats twats

Just felt like it

Watching obem. Thank fucksters I don't have to piss about doing that again!

Forgot it was sweary Wednesday
Fucking cunty bollocks

Detective, Sinead is the same, she has to have her fleecy blanket, but not as a blanket, she has to have it to lie on, she won't sleep on a normal sheet, and she knows if I put a different fleecy blanket under her and won't settle, I don't know how she knows the difference, they feel exactly the same to me!

He has 3 blankets of a fleecy nature, and is happy with any of the 3. He is less fussy than S clearly. But still fussy!!! At least it means I can hopefully always have one washed and dried at least!

well boob juice failed for first time ever, wide
awake baby at 8:15 so left him with Dh while I ate crumpets and watched the next ten mins of being human. not sure how but he was still down by 8:30 extractor fan came in to play I think

lo would go around 4 or 5 hours at night if it weren't for his wind. colief has helped A LOT(thank you garden!!) but guzzler swallows loads of air/ let down issues and we never quite get it all up as he freaks sometimes.won't let me burp mid feed anymore either
without a mental breakdown - which gives more wind!

this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass.....

THIS TOO SHALL FUCKING PASS

Fuckballs. Decided to go to bed, and less than 30 seconds later...

VQ repeat after me this too shall soon fucking pass...

Do any other BF get really distracted when feeding? Ms new favourite thing is to pop off half way through and nearly bend herself in half trying to look around. If someone talks to me while feeding her head shoots up for a look. She's too bloody nosey.
Currently sat in bed trying to do sleep time feed and she's started looking round twice so I've put her in her basket as punishment. She's now slurping on her fist

Having my haircut and coloured tomorrow. Don't know what to have done, I'll probably be really boring and have a trim and my roots done. I prefer to come put with completely different hair, that's how I ended up getting shorter and shorter

Marking place sat in bedroom with sleeping baby who won?t be put down. Have got ddown to about 9.30/10 most nights, but that is after about 6 wweeks of trying to get him down at 7!

This too will fucking pass indeed! Better fucking do! But after watching call the midwife again, I am very grateful for him, and also that I have only three, and reliable contraception.

Night night again then. Hopefully not see you until the wee hours.

Shitting bastarding fuck flaps. Being twatting Human, forgot all fucking about the new series. Cunting Sky plus and the broken fucking box. AND WHERES THE TWATTING PLUS BUTTON ON THIS BASTARD THING!

This too will fucking pass. Next thread title Stunt?