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July 2010: Warning, this thread contains offensive language; 1 wedding, --d--jogging and some Creme Eggs (although we don't know why). Oh and some babies who are nearly 1 year old.

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CakeandRoses · 06/06/2011 18:45

See? Panicking works!

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CakeandRoses · 12/06/2011 12:18

Proper snorted to myself when I just realised spirael spoke of fancying a hobbit and an elf, respectively.

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MyLifeIsChaotic · 12/06/2011 12:29

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Spirael · 12/06/2011 12:35
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kkfairybrains · 12/06/2011 13:19

Oh god no i don't like cats. They're good to have around the house and E loves cats too but i don't think i could do that to myself. The cat in my dads house has been evicted for the night too i think cos i don't like them! Although she may pop up somewhere later

memphis83 · 12/06/2011 13:26

dont worry mlic im still here just catching up!!!
tsc im relieved its not Cain! I hope its not Rooney blugh!!!!
kk I nearly lost it with our dog this weekend...poo and sick I can handle but the little shit ate all the cupcakes I made, that I cant cope with!!!

on the subject of men I also love Mr Downey Junior, I only seem love badboys, which is why I always end up shafted by my exes, and have changed my man tactic with the nice dh this time!

Yesterday it was so nice I did 4 loads of washing, including sheets, towels, throws etc so was ironing for a long time yesterday and still have to do loads today, its raining here so we went to feed the ducks this morning and went for breakfast, and ive just had a bath! So after the GP bike racing im off to clean upstairs!!!
we went to the cinema last night, we watched Senna, I cried, think I was the only one who was crying, there were a lot of women there which surprised me

viksam · 12/06/2011 14:41

Brad cake!!!!!!!hahah, thats how i read it!
Brad is a yummy cake, very very yummy!
wss i have said lots of comments to DH about men, especially Jason Stathem with his shirt off, good lord though, i defy any woman not to appreciate that!! Theres a new film out with Cameron Diaz, looks crap but i love her so i wana see it!
D is kipping again, he woke at 5.30 this morning but i didnt get him up till 6, then he went back down at 8.45 for an hour and a half! I went back to bed and snuggled with DH, which was lovely. Hes back down now but not sure how long to let hm have?? Lets face it not much makes any difference to him now, he will sleep or not sleep depending on nothing i do in the day.
stac hows R? hope things arnt too bad.
needles i have been meaning to say, DH's Dad died when i was 6 months pregnant, some of u probably remember, its was a truly horrid time and i didnt know how to handle it, but in the end i found that listening and just being there when he wanted to talk was the best thing i could do. Not nice though. I still feel so sad that my DH didnt get to show off his son to his Dad, what a shame. Life sucks sometimes.
That makes me realize just how long we have all known each other, weird huh!

DesperateHousewife21 · 12/06/2011 17:02

I wont lie, I havent read any posts. Im ridiculously tired, I got 4 hours sleep last night. I had a good hen night though, got v drunk and smoked alot!

Just preparing all the last min jobbies now. So much planning, mostly because of Dylan. We need to know about car seats and who is driving who where. I just want to be in Spain!

viksam · 12/06/2011 17:40

DH are u taking a car seat to spain with you? we are going to spain in july, i have been looking at the restrictions re food and liquid and push chairs etc, if theres anything i can help u find out i will. When do u go? What have u decided about ur wedding night? Dont worry too much about everything, things have a habit of falling into place and im sure u have done enough prep for everything to go brilliantly.

MelissaM · 12/06/2011 17:56

On our way to the ferry Grin

DH good luck for your wedding. Hope you have a lovely day.

won't be on here again until I'm back so have a good couple of weeks :-)

viksam · 12/06/2011 17:59

melissa have a fab time!!

malibustac · 12/06/2011 18:07

Have a great holiday melissa

viks the antibiotics are kicking in so she's not as lethargic but still sore and hot. How you?

dh when do you go to spain?

DesperateHousewife21 · 12/06/2011 19:48

viksam thats very kind of you, thanks :) We were discussing his car seat today, we're hiring a car out there and they do have car seats but they're not the best quality apparently. Its a faff having to lug his car seat around but I think thats what we're going to do.
We're going on Sat afternoon to Spain and I think we've decided to have him at home with us on the wedding night which I really dont mind doing.

melissa thank you! Have a good holiday.

stac we go on sat afternoon.

memphis83 · 12/06/2011 21:10

dh wow you look like you had a ball last night! you look a little drunk judging by your pics Grin
stac poor R I hope she is feeling tons better by the morning.
chulita I have trawled thread for you cupcake recipe, couldnt find it so found another one, the shape and height is perfect now ive bought a muffin tin but they tasted shit, so ive spent ages going back page by page, if only I had started at page one as recipe was on page 4!!! so will try that tuesday!!! Think my oven is hotter than it should be too! im beginning to give up, small cakes arent me, Ive spent so much trying to perfect them I may as well pay someone to make them for me, my only worry is if I dont like them i wont be happy!!!! Im so fussy, I can make perfect big cakes, but littlecakes are like bloody scones!!!! I keep stalking your fb page looking at those pics of your cupcakes to inspire me!!!
Ive had the formula 1 on since 5 and they are only just racing!!! DH has fallen asleep, I feel sorry for women who have had to watch it all afternoon who hate racing!!!

Albrecht · 12/06/2011 21:36

Also a Downey Jr fan here... especially even in that film he's entirely covered in fur.

Cake Thank you re Toksvig-ism. WSS Yes I find it quite amusing as well, now. He casually gives away the fact that I was not at all attractive to him. Ho hum.

Dylthan Wow! Whenabouts? My dad used to work on the ferry.

Needles I'm not a good knitter in the slightest. That would be beyond me but it is beautiful. Lovely wool shops here, let me know if you need any material, although I suppose you can get it all online now. Glad to hear it was a dream.

tsc you tease, hope you survived your weekend.

Thanks for all the nap advice everyone, he's still waking up loads but atleast we stayed in bed til 8.15 this am. Although dh doesn't seem to be able to get him to calm down right now.

Dylthan · 12/06/2011 22:02

albrecht we were there from feb 2005 and left feb 2006 dh worked on the RAF base there we only left because the base shut Sad. Our plan was to start a family up there and then when dh had to leave we would settle there permanantly unfortunately with the base shutting we had to move to kinloss before dh's time was up.

Memphis I am one of those poor woman SadGrin I have no idea what is going on but it looked very wet for a while Grin.

dh glad you enjoyed your night. You must be getting so excited now.

stac how is R now? Really hope she's feeling better.

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CakeandRoses · 12/06/2011 22:16

hey all,

didn't go for much of a walk or have a roast but had a wander into town, had a (non-roast) lunch in the tea rooms there, back home to all watch Charlotte's Web (tho dh and i actually just did holiday 'chores'). Munched on choc chip banana bread this evening - so you didn't want the recipe then vik?

Glad you had a good hen dh Smile

vik i've not been on the thread as long as some of you but i still can't believe how long i've known you all - it's flown by. I joined you on wed 22nd sept Grin. i have simply NO idea how you all managed without me.

arrgh to shush/pat tsc. is it because it's dp who usually does it that fong is hanging it out?

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CakeandRoses · 12/06/2011 22:20

did you mean to say 'merde' too perchance tsc? Grin

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CakeandRoses · 12/06/2011 22:21

waiting for the meal plan mlic

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CakeandRoses · 12/06/2011 22:40

'going to bed with the observer in a bit' is that your way of saying you;'re going to treat the doggee to something more than voyeurism for a change? Grin

well i would say the delia recipe for pizza dough is easy but mlic would tell me to go fuck myself beg to differ

i reckon you just need to add the water gradually rather than hurl in the whole amount like the aforementioned person must do

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TheSecondComing · 12/06/2011 22:43

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CakeandRoses · 12/06/2011 22:44

ours is less rock n roll - dh is in bed with his work laptop at the mo

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WhatSheSaid · 12/06/2011 22:50

Well I'm not speaking to tsc ever again except to say Envy Envy Envy.

Have a nice night ladies, we're off to le softplay.

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