Oh curly, that's a bit shit - I hope you can work something out!
We now have Two TEEF!
He keeps touching his teef with his tongue as if trying to work out what the fuck is going on! 
I'm with cunty on the poos, I'd much rather deal with poo than mango puree.
Boy mummys - have your little boys found their winkies yet? Bear has discovered his bits and grabs them with glee at nappy changing & bath time! 
boxer Too small to be examined with a speculum and she even cried when he stuck a cotton wool bud up it. He says she's particularly small. I think this has something to do with the fact she's never been gang-raped in the park like big dog has.
Anyway, test results came back and nothing was found - not even bacteria which is quite unusual! However, I think the culprit are the fleas - she's nearly 5 years old and has never had a flea bite, so I think it's just an immune system response.
Anyway, we de-flead the dogs & house and went out for a couple of hours and it hit me like a brick that he still doesn't feel like mine and I'm still waiting for someone to take him away. I was wondering if this is a common feeling or maybe this is the result of not having a vaginal birth?
I'm probably reading too much in to it.
olie Blimey - how did you manage that?