Let's face it MUMSNET BROKE THE ELECTION

[SuSylvester]

never again will they ask us to get involved
blardy women

Yep - twas all our fault.

ARF

seriously, do they actually have any women negotiating the deals at the moment? Or is it just a big willy contest?

Lol - The Mumsnet Election.

A complete horlicks.

we were crap
we were indecisive in a " this top or this top " way

Just shows what happens when you get girls involved in complicated things.

I agree, we were rubbish...I mean, we are all women, and most of us mums, we should have been able to come to a consensus on who to vote for

yes its MENS business

"a big willy contest"

Ok so which one of them DOES have the biggest willy?

I think Cameron.

Brown's is tiny I am sure. I don't even want to think about Brown having sex. Ooooh tis a hideous mental image.

Thanks for putting that image into my head BigBadMummy. How I'm I s'posed to concentrate on my dusting, with the image of Brown having sex going through my mind.

It was Sue's fault. Is she a mumsnetter. Cos she is SO to blame if she is.

Oh god oh god oh god, that is the most horrible mental image I have ever had in my life, can you imagine the face he pulls at that erm 'moment'. BOAK.

And yes I have had several little 'mumsnet election' chuckles to myself since yesterday.

I really regret opening this thread now.
Politicians' willies. urgh

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'hung parliament'

Well lets face it, nobody else involved is remotely likely to say it was their fault are they.
trust a bunch of mums to take the blame.

[groin]

No, no, it was all my fault. I admit it. I just wasn't good enough as Conservative leader - you all spotted immediately that I wasn't a prole. I only stood for the leadership because I wanted to get foxhunting brought back , but now I'm stepping aside, to let somebody more competent do the job.

PS how did you lot guess about the big willy competition?

PPS mine was biggest of course.

No, UKIP broke the election with 900,000 votes, mostly taken from the Tories, which caused a hung parliament.

Sorry, could you remind me how many seats they got again crystal?

DavidJCameron. OMG how can we contact you?
gorgeous hunk of a man? You must realise we are not all opinionated old bags. Can you please leave your contact details with MN and some of us (more desirable women) will communicate (and the rest!)with you!

It's ok DJC we'll forgive you as long as you resign now and open a nice ham shop.

crystal is probably right - if every UKIP voter had voted Tory, DC would apparently have got 21 more seats.

And there was me thinking UKIP were useless....