Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

It won't be 44%, I promise.

I'm a bit tipsy too, I don't drink much normally. Going to have to stay up now for a bit so my head doesn't spin. Can't watch C4, Jimmy Carr is a twat.

44% - please god no. I couldn't bear the smugness from my raving Tory friends.

44% would be a fucking disaster.

it's only one floor up.

and then my fags would get all crushed.

I'm going to have to finish off making DD's school pompoms at this rate, need to consume some nervous energy. I actually felt quite positive this morning.

So glad I don't have to go to work tomorrow. It's like living inside the Daily Mail at the best of times.

exit polls are almost always wrong, really.

Fair enough.

44%? Jaysus. You realise I won't be able to talk to my dad for the next five years?

I think I might actually cry if it is 44%

And I am hard

It actually cannot be 44%. It's actually not possible.

Is it?

seven reasons to be wary of exit polls

I will lose my faith in the British public if it's 44%.

And I'll bet some of those are the same smarmy arseholes who said, 'Oh, America will never elect a black president'.

It was erm my DH wot reported a 44% poll (based on 3000 people). Will press him for more details.

Give up on C4: Outnumbered vv good.

Good idea about black, electra. Have started a hashtag #wearblackifTorieswin

that kidney stir fry looks horrid

Signing in. Trying very hard not to be depressed [half hearted smile emoticon]
Wine not yet opened - am trying to hold out until 10.
Don't seem to be able to summon the energy to find the remote and remove Edwina bloody Currie from my TV...

exit poll schmexit poll, they means nathing.

Ok, I am going into the cellar to get wine. Sounds like I might need it

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I am so sorry to do that but really, even if it's not 44% we are fucked.

Again I apolagise and will go away.

Capp I won't be able to talk to my DP again. Let alone share a bed with him.

I might just dump him!

Where did 44% come from?

That can't be right? Can it?

omg, is that what the big turn out means?

that stir fry did look dire.

that man really can't cook.

Best friend does polling and focus groups for a living and says they are always wrong. Anyway, there's one on twitter saying 44% for the Lib Dems and they can't both be wrong. God I wish I could smoke again: can't just do one though. STFU Carr