Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

Yes the Miriam Clegg joke was crap. And a joke about porn

are they allowed to say fuck at 9.10pm?

Carr you fucking pottymouth.

I'm watching QI, which I really dislike.

My dad has just texted to let me know he let my 9 year old half brother choose for him. I think my parents need disowning.

the tyranny of the muddleheaded was quite amusing...and my doritos are bendy

me me me!

can i give my thoughts? WELL i am pretty resigned to a tory win at this stage BUT am placated by the fact that Cameron is a' slime ball bullingdon eton mess ' and will only ever last one term

so long as it is no landslide i can feel that we can chill and not feel we are in for another tory generation......

what are you saying onebat? My vagina has complex layers of formed identity. At least it did, before childbirth.

Are we mourning in waiting?? [blue]

Am waiting on C4 to get better, hoping it might hit it's stride in a bit when the first bits are out of the way.

Am also waiting on Rhod Gilbert.

expat, your posts are expressing this awful feeling so vividly. I think we all know what you mean. I can't settle to anything at all, though, you are far more focused than me.

any news? Or am I just 1 hr ahead?

I too hate QI but end up watching it

all those people who want to have Stephen Fry round for dinner

good god he would be on and on and on about his knowledge and everyone's soup would be cold

also about three women on it PER YEAR

Hardefuckinghar at Carr's ironic sexism. Wanker.

Twitter saying exit polls have Tories on 39%

expat is making me tired to be honest

I don't think I even put the dishwasher on (First World problem)

and it is all the way downstairs now and I can't be fagged

where's Malcolm Tucker when you need him?

I'd like to see his take on Carr.

I am going to watch outnumbered - I need distracting!

I'm pretending that pressing the refresh button is 'doing something'.

OMG David Mitchell is on both my tellys at once. Surreal.

Oh I have settled nicely into drowning my sorrows in red wine!

Jimmy Carr is indeed a cunt.

I can't last the distance. I am Election Wuss. I have a cold that seems suspiciously like man-flu and will be retiring to the cave I will fashion out of duvet early.

Back in 97 I had stamina and grit.

maybe if Cameron gets in someone will kil him.

Can i say that?

Lol at Freudian [blue] I mean