so gordon didnt choose to "think fish"

[SuSylvester]

i wonder why now

will set up own party.

OK to further add to my defence, I have never worn the jeggings. I just own them, I haven't been outside in them. Honest.

I know, let's throw all banned items into the giant lemon? Bono and Gordon will have to wear jeggings eating macaroni cheese forevermore. I think if we stood in the next election, with these policies we'd get a lot of votes

God, Bono gets right on my tits. He definitely needs jeggings.

Can I ban people who start a thread asking an opinion and then get ridiculously shirty when people give an honest opinion? tsssk. They all need jeggings, tight ones.

I confess to a certain ambivalence re the Irish World Saviour having garnered great fame from dancing with him on stage when in my yoof.

Oh fuck it, it was so long ago. Off with his head.

92. No one is allowed to wear jeggings unless they are 18 stone plus.

93. Tapioca

94. The self-righteous in all their many guises.

Lapin - you are back!!

Hooray

(as you were)

Lapin has been away on a reeducation programme. She has undergone vigorous self-criticism and sees the Error of her Ways. She has also had a make over. All right, that bit isn't true.

Lapin!?

I have a beret, I shall lead the revolution and overthrow Hullygully

You can't overthrow me, I am World Dictator.

Hully was that you at Live Aid??

and there's nothing wrong with being self righteous.

As long as you are righteous, of course. If you are wrongeous, it is definitely shit and should as such be banned forthwith

I have invited Fu Manchu to stay. I am expecting great things.

96. Smart arses

I won't be overthrowing you until I have grown a suitable moustache.

You have about a week of power left.

Pah!

I'll happily dispose of all tapioca for you [fraek]

I also wish to have a law by which part time workers with school age children, never miss out on highly-valued and much cherished day-to-self because school teacher training days are ALWAYS on Mondays and Sodding Fridays. TTD on Mondays mean I have to take an extra day holiday to care for the darlings, and Fridays is my day off. Day Off. Not Day-to-play-Umpire-to-some-Hellish-Spat-twixt-over-tired-boys-who-are-also-sulky-because-school-is-b ack-tomorrow.

aah, that's who you are.

Yeeesss. And who are you...?

Can I second the Balamory theme tune please? No I sodding well don't want to go....

Also, Eamonn Holmes should never be allowed on TV ever again.

And finally, all companies to introduce 3 paid duvet days per employee per annum.

Dr HIllary Jones! Now there's a nobber I'd love to see banned.

Eamon Holmes. Lets stick him in the lemon.