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Is Trump dead?

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SummerDaysAreTheBest · 30/08/2025 14:27

This news is apparently trending…

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Sesma · 30/08/2025 19:01

It was just a thing on X wasn't it that seems to have spread to here.

OnTheRoof · 30/08/2025 19:02

Skodacool · 30/08/2025 18:49

I guess a lot of us might secretly think this but he’d no doubt be made a saint!

I dunno, the Vatican probably aren't too happy with the current US administration after the Vance incident!

the5thgoldengirl · 30/08/2025 19:08

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SerendipityJane · 30/08/2025 19:14

MyAutumnalCrow · 30/08/2025 19:00

Eva Peron

Fascist ?

Really ??

Sesma · 30/08/2025 19:17

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I don't think he has actually done anything, he just hasn't posted for a couple of days it seems. People just believe any old rubbish that is posted online

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 30/08/2025 19:18

MyAutumnalCrow · 30/08/2025 19:00

Eva Peron

I’d say she fits the left-wing saints’ relics syndrome.

BuildsLikeASkyscraper · 30/08/2025 19:19

NoKidsSendDogs · 30/08/2025 18:24

He's morbidly obese and lives on McDonald's, he's far from in great health.

Purely on this point ... I don't think so. If you knock a couple of inches off his official height he's 6 foot 1, if you use the weight recorded when he was prosecuted, rather than the more flattering official weight, he's 17 stone plus. That's a BMI of just over 30, edging him into the obese category. Morbid obesity, i.e. risk of serious ilnesses as a direct result, is generally 40 plus BMI - he'd need to weigh 21 and a half stone to be that.

Also he doesn't drink or smoke, and has an aversion to drugs, despite hiring drug-takers on his team. He might be healthier than you hope. In the movie The Apprentice, he's shown refusing to take more exercise because he believes that everyone has one battery for life, with a finite amount of charge, and when it's gone, you're gone.

MyAutumnalCrow · 30/08/2025 19:20

SerendipityJane · 30/08/2025 19:14

Fascist ?

Really ??

Wasn’t that the question??

MyAutumnalCrow · 30/08/2025 19:25

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 30/08/2025 19:18

I’d say she fits the left-wing saints’ relics syndrome.

I heard ‘Oh what a circus’ on the radio this morning so she sprung to mind. (Also the concept of David Essex as Che Guevara has always struck me as a something of a memorable cultural moment.)

MyAutumnalCrow · 30/08/2025 19:25

Anyway, Trump’s not dead.

OnTheRoof · 30/08/2025 19:31

BuildsLikeASkyscraper · 30/08/2025 19:19

Purely on this point ... I don't think so. If you knock a couple of inches off his official height he's 6 foot 1, if you use the weight recorded when he was prosecuted, rather than the more flattering official weight, he's 17 stone plus. That's a BMI of just over 30, edging him into the obese category. Morbid obesity, i.e. risk of serious ilnesses as a direct result, is generally 40 plus BMI - he'd need to weigh 21 and a half stone to be that.

Also he doesn't drink or smoke, and has an aversion to drugs, despite hiring drug-takers on his team. He might be healthier than you hope. In the movie The Apprentice, he's shown refusing to take more exercise because he believes that everyone has one battery for life, with a finite amount of charge, and when it's gone, you're gone.

Is there a reason we're knocking a couple of inches off his height? He looks very tall to me. I know men sometimes lie about their height, but not usually the ones who are clearly pretty tall anyway.

Though I agree he's probably not BMI 40. More like mid 30s.

TooBigForMyBoots · 30/08/2025 19:37

MagpiePi · 30/08/2025 15:07

Heart attacks are not uncommon for old fat men.

I thought his health checkups say he has the physique of a 20 year old, or something? He’s definitely not old and fat according to the experts. 🤨

🤣🤣🤣

jumpingthehighjump · 30/08/2025 19:54

Is there a reason we're knocking a couple of inches off his height?

Because he lies!

Look at him stood next to Prince William who is 6ft2. Trump is a good 3 inches less.

LillyPJ · 30/08/2025 20:00

OnTheRoof · 30/08/2025 19:31

Is there a reason we're knocking a couple of inches off his height? He looks very tall to me. I know men sometimes lie about their height, but not usually the ones who are clearly pretty tall anyway.

Though I agree he's probably not BMI 40. More like mid 30s.

I did some Googling about his height. If you see photos of him with Prince William (who is 6'3"), Trump definitely looks smaller. There are various speculations about his true height. I can well imagine that he would love to be the tallest in any comparison, whether it's true or not, given his love of superlatives. Anyway, if Trump says he 6'3", you can almost guarantee that he's not.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/08/2025 20:02

jumpingthehighjump · 30/08/2025 19:54

Is there a reason we're knocking a couple of inches off his height?

Because he lies!

Look at him stood next to Prince William who is 6ft2. Trump is a good 3 inches less.

True dat.

I always slightly attributed Trump's keenness to spend time with Putin to the fact that Trump is clearly the taller man.

jumpingthehighjump · 30/08/2025 20:03

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/08/2025 20:02

True dat.

I always slightly attributed Trump's keenness to spend time with Putin to the fact that Trump is clearly the taller man.

And he will love standing next to Zelenskyy who is short.

Zodiacrobat · 30/08/2025 20:07

ThejoyofNC · 30/08/2025 14:55

What a vile pack of responses. I hope MN delete this thread. Doesn't wishing people dead go against talking guidelines? Some of you ought to be ashamed.

Why should we be ashamed? He’s an absolute cunt who is destroying democracy in America and the world would be a better place without him, Vance, Putin et al in it.

EchoedSilence · 30/08/2025 20:11

I think the hamster he wears on his head gives him a couple more inches height.

Zodiacrobat · 30/08/2025 20:11

HangingOver · 30/08/2025 15:20

Vance looks like an egg in a suit and is dumb as a box of hair

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Yes he absolutely does.

Zodiacrobat · 30/08/2025 20:14

ThejoyofNC · 30/08/2025 15:34

You have to resort to attacking someone's appearance? Embarrassing

Why don’t you just name change to “I’m a MAGA bot”

NoKidsSendDogs · 30/08/2025 20:28

Zodiacrobat · 30/08/2025 20:14

Why don’t you just name change to “I’m a MAGA bot”

Or "I like being grabbed by the pussy". Clearly she's a fan of predatorial pedophiles.

SerendipityJane · 30/08/2025 20:28

MyAutumnalCrow · 30/08/2025 19:25

I heard ‘Oh what a circus’ on the radio this morning so she sprung to mind. (Also the concept of David Essex as Che Guevara has always struck me as a something of a memorable cultural moment.)

Now that, I can get behind.

NoKidsSendDogs · 30/08/2025 20:30

OnTheRoof · 30/08/2025 19:02

I dunno, the Vatican probably aren't too happy with the current US administration after the Vance incident!

I mean, the Vatican aren't really anti pedophile, are they?

Mrsmunchofmunchington · 30/08/2025 20:38

I really got my hopes up when I saw the thread title.
I think we should declare a national day of celebration when he eventually keels over.
VT day perhaps.