Free the Sausages

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FFS man! Of all the words in the world to muddle with hostages you go for sausages.

There was a Welsh Tory who in his 2016 conference speech came out with "Brexit means breakfast". But this is way funnier

Well, at least he didn't bang on about pork markets.

It is startling how many politicians are undone by pork isn't it?
Ed Miliband and that bacon butty
David Cameron being rumoured to fuck a dead pig or something
Liz and the pork markets
Now Keir and the sausage

Is this a conspiracy?

Is it because we commonly believe politicians tell porky pies?

So cheering on a wet cold morning!
Whatever party you support this is hilarious. And the memes are brilliant. The British sense of humour is something else!

I really really hope Greggs marketing dept see this

I didn't listen but I like that he gave The Times and other papers the chance to use a good headline from the conference

This is hilarious!

Place marking for the memes. My teens spotted this when they were watching the news last night and made me rewind to make sure he really did say that!

Conspigracy theorists have already started to apporcine blame.

This clown is supposedly in charge of the country!

Snouts in the trough...

Animal farm, sausage, snouts in the trough

Labour's grand plan

You win 😂🐷🐽🐖

🙄

👏

Do the sausages have weapons of mash destruction?

Right?

It’s ok. He’s a vast improvement on the last few clowns.

He did say he would bring back joy to the people... the last 24 hours on X have been top tier.

or top Keir

Andrew Lawrence does a great impression on this:

Omg perfect 😂😂😂

Well, he butchered that conference speech - not that I want to stick the knife (or fork) in...he clearly has enough on his plate already!

Did he mention his dad was a sausage maker ?..

So many good ones