Free the Sausages

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FFS man! Of all the words in the world to muddle with hostages you go for sausages.

@Elderberrier wish what was true? Even if it's not it's still funny isn't it

Look in the history

And another attempt

What a banger. That guy is the wurst!

@ErrolTheDragon I'm not sure what your point is lol I saw it on Twitter and it made me laugh because some people create memes and stuff out of this kind of thing and I wasn't posting it as absolute fact but I will make sure to look into every joke I see from now on before sharing something I found funny. Bet chickens don't even cross the road either do they? Lol I'm not being snarky I'm just confused because I feel like I'm being pulled up on something that doesn't matter lol. I also saw someone put that they are having "hostage, mash and peas" for their tea but that's probably not true either

@Ihopeithinkiknow I more meant to respond to the 'wish it was true' - yes it's true Terry Waite's wiki page was temporarily edited a couple of times, it's there in the history. I'm not pulling you up I'm confirming that did happen because I find it quite funny when people do things like that too.

He must have been getting peckish 🤣🤣

What a mash up!

That's so funny!

same 😂

Ugh. I know I'm not I'm a good frame of mind today and I should find this hilarious, but it just reminds me of the sort of thing the twat Bozo Bojo would say. Somebody get me out of this funk!

Obviously missed the memo that that entire geographical region deplores pork (and women and gays and democracy and liberty) lol.

I think it's the sheer incongruity of it being dull, lawyerly starmer making such a ludicrous and inappropriate mistake when talking about such a horribly serious subject.

Bojo probably said some of the things he did on purpose. Tedious.

Greggs hostage roll! 😂

@ErrolTheDragon oh haha sorry lol and I love how creative some people are and I bet he is kicking himself for saying sausages lol what a twat

I thought that too - couldn’t BELIEVE it when I saw it 😱😱😱 😂😂😂

What a ludicrous thing to happen, a laughing stock on the world stage and I bet he feels ridiculous this morning.

Ah well.

But if fun before the gloom.

Does he have a brother called Anthony and a neighbour called George?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g5qLcjcJ3UQ?themeRefresh=1

I am still chuckling at this. Sausages is the funniest thing he could have said and the humourless twonk came right our with it 😂😂
I was watching that old episode of thats life foe ages last night, TV was brilliant back then wasn't it, we all watched the same shite and then talked about it at school on Monday. "SAUSAGES"

😂

Another good one

It's hilarious isn't it? I told teenage DS when I picked him up from school yesterday and he gave me 'that look' and told me 'Mum, that isn't funny', but I think it is. Sausages! 😂

I think that the walls adverts cemented it as the ultimate 80s joke thf https://www.google.com/search?q=walls+sausages+dog+advert&oq=walls+sausages+dog+advert&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyCggFEAAYgAQYogTSAQg2NTg0ajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4d407347,vid:FoXN-m6trGE,st:0

I meant the wiki - when I went to check all looked normal but I see @ErrolTheDragon the dragon is much more technologically advanced than me - thank you for the screenshots!!

I also haven’t done enough research to know but am I right in saying he hasn’t even acknowledged it and pretending it hasn’t happened? A shame, seeing that video made me feel warmer towards him but if he were to actually laugh at himself and talk about it, that would help a lot. Back to ‘arsehole’ he goes in my mind.

Return the sausages!