Nobody told me.
It was a work meeting.
Nobody told me.
It was an essential work meeting (with alcohol).
Nobody told me.
I wasn't advised.
The corridors are higgledy-piggledy.
Nobody told me.
We had Perspex screens.
Nobody told me.
It was essential that my wife's interior designer was there.
Nobody told me.
We had sanitiser.
Nobody told me
It was essential for work purposes.
Nobody told me.
The advisers didn't advise me.
Nobody told me.
I'll throw anybody I can think of under a bus (especially if it's got Brexit lies painted on the side).
Nobody told me..........................
My favourite so far is 'we didn't touch each other's pens' but they pass each other drinks