The Guardian. They can't believe what is happening to their world and Sir Blob.
This is what one member of the public tweeted about what they heard when they walked past the Guardian's office window where a strategy meeting was being held. There was a sign on the window saying "Panic. Don't Interrupt. Safe Space from Donald J Trump"
"We're doomed, we're all doomed, I say. The people are rising and Donald Trump won, inspite of our best efforts to stop him. The people are all playing Muse's Uprising on their smartphones on the 8.10 into Victoria Station. It's over. Phone Sir Bob, he's all we've got left. Phone the Orifice of Tony Blair, the public can't stand him, but who else can save us?"
"Year of electoral tests may end European Union as we know it
In Italy and Austria this weekend a shaken EU faces the first of a series of pivotal electoral tests that could profoundly change the political landscape of the bloc, and conceivably herald the end of the European project in its current form.
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The French prime minister, Manuel Valls, has said “Europe could die” in the face of “attacks from the populists”. German’s doughty finance minister, Wolfgang Schäuble, has warned of the scourge of “demagogic populism”, while the EU’s economic affairs commissioner, Pierre Moscovici, suggested Europe’s voters might be poised “to destroy it”.
www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/02/year-of-electoral-tests-may-end-european-union-as-we-know-it
And the member of the public laughed at what was heard through the Guardian's offic e window and turned the volume of the song being played on their smartphone up. It was of course, Muse's Uprising, which was being played all over the nation by people of all ages, schoolchildren to pensioners
"They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious"
and a senior executive leaned out of the Guardian window and shouted "this is a safe space. We have called Sir Bob."