"The media were overwhelmingly for Brexit!"
I just spat my cornflakes out!
"I suppose you're going to now tell us that long-recognised Establishment mouthpieces like the Daily Telegraph and The Spectator are nothing of the sort..."
I'll reluctantly concede a few corners of the print media but mass media? I guess they all went into post Diana self delusional grief because they were afraid to show their elation at a brilliantly masterminded plot..
It was all a conspiracy! The NWO controlling our minds by convincing us that they were paid lackeys of the leave campaign. Same with the IMF, instructed to berate us with such force that it persuaded us otherwise. And the treasury, deliberately made such outlandish claims of impending doom that we could do nothing but vote against their wishes!
And the government! Cameron didn't resign, he's actually been PROMOTED up the pyramid to chief overseer of the debt slaves. Obama too, cleverly ringing memes guaranteed to enrage the British populace and convince to to vote the opposite way.
The economists, now they were clever, all ganging up in such a cohesive wall of unanimity that it was obvious they wanted us to vote the other way!
And the celebrities, all the ones we don't like, weaseling their insidious lines into our self consciousness so that we vote against them. Yeah!
It was all a conspiracy man, I was there, I know.
Or, just throwing this out there as a possibility. You might be batshit crazy.