The "Down with this sort of thing" picket. There is a burger van and you can wear your donkey jacket and fingerless gloves

[KatieMiddleton]

Fed up of the cuts? Fed up of the mislead bigotry? This is your sanctuary. Unwind. Vent. Pop over to the frothers thread if you feel like getting organised and doing some proactive stuff or just chill out with a cup of builders tea in a polystyrene cup.

Welcome.

Genius.

Ratherbe
Can you put these pics on the blog? A bit of light relief and it is the kind of thing that will get passed on

That second one is hilarious.

Loving Iggle Piggle Cameron. That baby is a genius!

Certainly will Mme!

I think you're maligning IgglePiggle there, achewally

Can't believe you all gave up and went into a luxury yurt for the night! I stayed here by the brazier all night, humming protest songs and drinking Buckfast.

Is IgglePiggle a total bastard?

oh good idea, piste when you do it can you link again to Mme's Social Fund post and also this about CSA changes as they're both being debated today.

Thank you!

I have posted the Iggle Piggle 'blog' just now, but think it needs a tinkering. Can I go back in and link stuff or does an admin person need to do that?

Shirl, are you looking forward to this evening yet?!

and Iggle Piggle is a total loon

Ratherbe
It is brilliant. Well done. Have tweeted.

Will go back to the frothers thread for shop talk now.

aww I love IgglePiggle (the real one) ..it's a travesty!

Marvellous.

IgglePiggle would do a much better job

but he can't even find a red blanket.

Oh...yes, you are right

Morning all.

Is today the day Shirley goes dinning with the stars? If so have a fab time. And leave the waiters alone.

came on all refreshed for a new day of fighting the fuckheads. Only to see that a woman who ws knocked unconscious by her "loving" husband because she started cooking and he had told her not to, is going to take him back.

He did it in front of her 4 year old, she came round to the sound of her crying that her mummy was dead.

it has totally taken my fight away.
So i shall be hiding here for a while till it comes back.

TeWi thank you, the boys are cute- but that was only 2 of them ds1 is the one who gets the most attention, all blonde curls and blue eyes. Sadly he now wants to be Slash from Guns n roses- well am OK with that, good taste etc- but insists on wearing a top hat all the time now after seeing that on YouTube. oh dear.

he does carry it off though, wants to work in design (jewellery design)- that type of kid.

Anyway April 28th good for me. March a bit soon tbh.

other points: I too have hummongbird book, or rather I did before it was nicked by an evil old lady and taken to torquey . And no Yurt but do have a SoulPad Bell tent which can be fitted with a brazier (indeed, tis our secret 'if we are evicited any time except deep winter' option! foolish really, as we have annual leases that expire in November and can pay rent but heck am a planner ;) )

And hahahahahahaha

Yes Val, tonight is the night for me to meet a dead famous good looking person who is also nice and at the NTA and fall in love and get married and have loads of money and then I can be a right winger and I will be HORRID to you all.

Might do a thread about tonight in chat actually and do LIVE UPDATES.

Peachy - my eldest is all hair and bracelets and drawing shit on himself and playing the guitar and liking heavy metal.

No not live updates. I have a shed load of paperwork to get on with tonight and i will never get it done if i am constantly refreshing your thread awaiting news of some grapple with a soap "star"

I am going to just lurk in the men's toilets all night I think.

Same shit Different day

Oh, Shirl, I thought they grew out of drawing shit on themselves

(relives the horrible memories of having a lie-in when the clocks went back and DDs 2 and 3 drawing all over themselves in felt-tip pen. Have you ever tried to get green felt-tip out of a chubby 3-yo's belly button??)

I a trying to think of someone fit from the telly that you can go and do a sneaky crotch brush in my honour.

Oh God NO Poledra, DS1 is WORSE at drawing on himself than he was as a toddler.

Also he wears bracelets which are not bracelets but shoelaces and they are gipping.

My daughter (14) did a henna tattoo up her arm and that lasted for weeks, just a progression from free felt tips really!

green felt tips that should say

Shirl if you see the stupid Carol McGiffin would you give her two slaps please? One for her stupid workfare comments and one for her ignorant benefit cap comments?

The woman goes to the opening of an envelope and she drinks like a fish so I reckon the ladies is your best bet.

Unless seeing her bitter face will spoil your night in which case don't worry about it and just stick to plan A - snogging a soap "star" and posting a live update.

Oh, Val. I posted on that thread. How gutting that she is going to give him another chance.

Shirley
if you see someone from Eastenders would you tell them that your friend MmeLindor thinks that it is a shit soap and would rather scrub her eyeballs with a brillo pad than watch it. Ta.

DS was more into drawing on furniture. One one memorable occasion he wrote his name on my desk then said it wasn't him. I did wonder about his intelligence there actually. YOU SIGNED YOUR NAME, I recall screeching.