How many woo points do you score?!

[Nemofish]

This is firmly tongue in cheek...
Score yourself if you have an interest in / have done any of the following...

Tarot - 2 points
Crystals - 2 points
Spiritualism - 3 points
Auras - 3 points
Homeopathy - 2 points
Reiki - 2 points
Reflexology - 2 points
Past lives / past life regression - 4 points
Yoga - 3 points
Massage - 1 point
Health food / Holland and Barrett - 2 points
Grow yer own - (food that is) 4 points
Mind expanding hallucinogenics - 4 points
Peyote / mescalin - 5 points
If accompanied by tribal rituals, add 2 points

Add an extra 1 point per catergory that you scored on if you wear tie dye.

And another 1 point per catergory that you scored on if you have any books by Doreen Virtue

Dolphin nick nacks - 10 point
Fairy nick nacks - 10 points
Angel nick nacks - 10 points

5: massage and veg.

But I believe in God - that has to put me up there, surely...?

a disappointing 21 here ! i thikn it is the lack of nick nacks

I prescribe a few visits to holistic fairs, Lulumaam, there you can get a wide variety of nick nacks and some Doreen Virtue books too.

I should add to the list -

If you sign off on interent forums 'love and light' or 'blessings' - 50 points

I have a spell book and house ghost.. does that help? I also saw an acquaintance with a newborn and whittered on about how life affirming a baby is? circle of life and all taht.. honestly, i need to not speak sometimes

Am fairly woo.

(that rhymed!)

Hmm...16, and definitely less woo than I used to be. Crystals shouldn't score more 'cos you can just buy one that you think is pretty without really investing in the woo.

But agree aromatherapy should score. And dragon knick-knacks.

shit. 60.
Can I round it up to 63 as it clashes with my numerology?

Hmm. What if you have done all these things - and I mean all of them - in the past, but have realized how completely barking you were at that time of your life and now do none except the grow your own?

"all that's going on in my head is 'dum de dum de dum'."

The Archers? Do they get woo points?
If so, then I score big time. If not, then I am a lightweight 11.

26.....lower than I was expecting! but, I don't do nick-nacks or tie-dye.

4 just veg growing

Cool, I'm up to 55 if we add dragon nick nacks!

seeker - that amounts to just 1 boring old fart point. Soz.

Also...

32 - am fairly woo
55 - too woo to drive

See where I am going with this? Like woo bingo calling?

Do I need to go have a strong herbal tea and a lay down for half an hour?

63 - clashes with numerologee
only 11 - should be called Kevin

OK I struggled with that one...

You need to include meditation, I reckon! I also second, including numerology, I have also had medicine cards read. Had a natal chart done, and been sage cleansed lol

34, for me for the list op has given

I grow veg

4

all others bollocks

Oi. You're not calling me Kevin!

I will settle for 11 - Don'tBotherGoingToDevon (or Cornwall or Glasto or ...)

I grow my own mandrake - 10 points

Nemofish we could be astral twins

wooareyou - Yes, in fact I think I recognise you from a past life, non?

Growing your own herbs etc for spells - 30 points

smudging, whether as a smudge-er or smudgee - ooh 25 points I reckon...

6 pts, despite being a Pagan

Do you think there is a flaw in the system, Kaloki? Hmm, must admit I forgot to include pagan / goddess stuff.

drawing down the moon - 40 points
drawing down the moon while skyclad - 55 points

saying 'merry meet' instead of hello - 60 points

Any more?

Haha, I still stick with 6 pts. I'm a very reserved Pagan.

Add in "can do astrology" and "has a pentagram tattoo" and we are getting somewhere.

up to 46 with smudging then !

Oh yes deffo pentagram tattoo, also any of fairies or sexy witches, dragons or unicorns.

25 points per tatt I reckon...

Astrology - 20 points

Family pet is a reincarnation of someone you knew in a past life - 40 points