Would you tell your kid "DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH" or something more like
[12.1] "A shepherd watered half his flock with clear water from a well. As he became weary of fetching the well water, a passing Amorite merchant said, 'Brother, weary thyself no more. I have here a tanker full of cleansing water, scented with the fruit of the citron. This water cleanses all that it touches, removing both dirt and disease. Observe!'
[12.2] "And the Amorite poured some scented water upon the shepherd's worn and dusty robes. Lo! His robe was cleaned, as white as new linen where the cleansing water had fallen.
[12.3] " 'This will surely water my flock with health,' said the shepherd, "Curing all illness and rendering their wool of a pure white hue.' He paid the Amorite ten pieces of silver for the tanker, and the Amorite went upon his way.
[12.4] "The shepherd then did pour citron-scented water for all his flock, and the sheep did drink their fill.
[12.5] "When the shepherd went to corral his flock in the evening, they came not. He searched the hillsides unto dark, finding every one in throes of death. 'Oh, what have I done?' wailed the forlorn shepherd, 'I have given unto my sheep a cleansing drink, and they are not cleansed but poisoned!' And he rent his breast."
Having wandered off before verse 2 got started, your child has now taken a good swig of bleach. Sitting with her in the ambulance, you say "Well, I did warn you. It's your own fault."
I mean, I hope you're a better parent than God 😛