Yurt Shop - come in and be amazed!

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The Yurt Shop is open for business!!! Selling all manner of goodies - we have some Yurt cakes lovingly baked by the Yurt goddesses, plenty of incense and gentle music playing.

If you can't see anything you want just ask!

I'd like a male escort please and a bottle of champagne, cheers

Here's a bottle of champers but you ask to ask papsy if we have any escorts in stock - she's rolled up in one of the rugs

(have to ask, not ask to ask)

Is that your boss wk

Yep, I sit at the till and serve and she stays rolled up in a carpet testing new products. Melsy's also one of the big boss people but she's away baking more cakes.

Oh it's lovely WK what's the beautiful smell?

Maybe I could bring some sparkly fairy cards in to sell? and my glittery mod podged tea light holders?

Can I sit on this huge cushion to have my yurt cake and lemongrass tea please?

can i ask why paps is rolled up in a carpet?

The smell is from the big barrels of different herbs we've got in the corner. And fairy cards and tea light holders would be fab!!

you can sit where you like Juniper!

popsy - she can concentrate better there and it keeps her warm if someone leaves the door open. I have a nice big poncho to snuggle up in.

What kind of herbs are they?

There's loads of herbs - some are lavender, rosemary etc and some are just in small mysterious bags and you have to smell them and decide which one you want.

can i have a small mysetrious bag of herbs then please

Yep, just pick the one you want, and leave something behind in exchange.

I'm going on my break for 10 mins so its on your karma if you nick anything!!!

On a break already!

you can't get the staff paps I'll take over if you like WK?

don't ask that slacker! You are most welcome to mind the till Juniper and if you have any products you would like me to test I am all yours

Fairyfly here is your extra special bag of herbs, especially triple tested by yours truely

I'm afraid we've had some reportings of illegal sales, ladies could you please empty your bags

i'm sure FF will be pleased with her herbs but shall I give popsycal some too

i just helped myself - dont worry

Ok WK I know its u really in a hideous disguise. Ooops sorry didn't realise you'd forgotten to shave

Your obviously all off your faces, why is that woman rolled up in a carpet, what are in those barrels, i'm shutting you down

Paps come out of the carpet!!

I am out of the carpet - hello inspector can we help you in anyway - perhaps a popsicle to help cool the internal fires.

Juniper I am sorry to love and leave you. Feel free to close the shop if you need to go as well.

bye paps, I need to get DS1 from school so I'll close up. I'll work on some cards and tea light holders and bring them in later