Aha. I'm here. Hi, all.
As just one of many many people of faith who do NOT take the Bible literally, I'd like to ask Best and Ruggles how they feel about the following:
{Shameless paste-ins from the West Wing - be it noted that the speaker is a Catholic, President Bartlett:}
"I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleaned the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?"
Verse"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go free as male slaves do."
My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police?"
Verse Leviticus 11
7and the pig, which does indeed have hoofs and is cloven-footed, but does not chew the cud and is therefore unclean for you.
8Their flesh you shall not eat, and their dead bodies you shall not touch; they are unclean for you."
"Here's one that's really important cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7 If they promise to wear gloves can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point?
"Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side?"
"Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?"
[http://westwing.bewarne.com/second/25admonitions.html]
NOBODY is fundamentalist. Therefore the argument that creationism (or homophobia) are enjoined upon Christians fails. Which is just as well in the light of the geological records.