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Please don't laugh, but I think I may have eaten dd's hamster, I am so upset.

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LaPauvre · 09/11/2006 15:28

Please don't laugh at me, I am so upset. She is at school, she will be gutted

I warmed up a pot of chicken casserole left over from yesterday to have for my lunch. I have eaten it, it's too late to do anything, but it was boiling for a good hour before I ate it and now I've just gone to feed dd's hamster and his cage is open and he isn't there . There was no lid on the casserole pot, his cage was on the shelf at the other end of the kitchen and the door was shut so there isn't really anywhere else he could have gone. He must have fallen in and drowned before it got hot, that's the only thing I can think of. I didn't find the hamster in the stew obviously, but there were some hairs in the pot, I just washed it it was full of bones anyway because they were those cheap chicken portions just boiled in from frozen.

Please, don't just laugh at me, I know this sounds silly but he was my daughter's birthday present, she is 6 and I don't think she will ever forgive me

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Flamesparrow · 09/11/2006 15:58

Oh Mascara surely "Sorry darling, I ate your hamster for lunch" is a much better way to break the news?

LaPauvre · 09/11/2006 15:58

He is a little fluffy brown one that we got from the petshop. He isn't a dwarf but he isn't much bigger.

DH's car has just come up the drive, I will have to go and break the news to dd.

Bozza, you are wrong about me.

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ScummyMummy · 09/11/2006 15:59

I don't believe it happened. I believe it's just possible that LaPauvre has lost a hamster and is panicking but far far more likely that it is a supremely excellent made up thread. In any event I am enjoying it immensely.

beckybrastraps · 09/11/2006 15:59

Your dh would kill you for eating a hamster? Mine would wet himself laughing. And phone everyone we knew.

Spidermama · 09/11/2006 15:59

Is anyone else old enough to remember this?

RIPHamster · 09/11/2006 15:59

Oh mock me why dont you?

Flamesparrow · 09/11/2006 15:59

DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iklboo · 09/11/2006 16:00

He's more likely behind your fridge or freezer. These are the first places hamsters head for in a kitchen cos they're v warm behind there

dinosaur · 09/11/2006 16:00

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ScummyMummy · 09/11/2006 16:00

lolololol @ "and phone everyone we knew" bbs!

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 09/11/2006 16:01

Eating a hamster is like the day my dp had his car stolen... or rather just misplaced it for two feckin weeks!!!

dinosaur · 09/11/2006 16:01

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doggiesayswoof · 09/11/2006 16:01
ludaloo · 09/11/2006 16:03

Shock Shock

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 09/11/2006 16:04

I just read the thread title "I want to make up food hampers..." as

"I want to make up food hamsters..."

I need to get out of here...

PyroPaps · 09/11/2006 16:04

just read this thread title... " I want ro make up food hampers for christmas presents - any ideas?"

first blink was this though

I want ro make up food hamsters for christmas presents - any ideas?

PyroPaps · 09/11/2006 16:04

just read this thread title... " I want ro make up food hampers for christmas presents - any ideas?"

first blink was this though

I want ro make up food hamsters for christmas presents - any ideas?

PyroPaps · 09/11/2006 16:05

lol mascara and then I got click envy

Flamesparrow · 09/11/2006 16:05

was coming on to post the same thing!!

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 09/11/2006 16:06

LOL - well at least I wasn't the only one..

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 09/11/2006 16:07

This could run and run... appending thread titles etc...

like "measuring Children"... "measuring children - do I need a bigger cassarole dish"

RIPHamster · 09/11/2006 16:07

Doormat was desperatescousewife but has changed back to doormat again

Mascaraohara is a drunken hussy who wears leopard print

Mellowma · 09/11/2006 16:08

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LadyOfTheFlowersIs1Baby1Bump · 09/11/2006 16:09

i have upset tons of people today so im just gonna let rip:
this is rubbish.
it just gets better and better- now there is mention of whizzing the thing up with a blender- ace. but halloween was last month, drop it.

and wtf are you doing keeping a hamster cage on a kitchen worktop anyway? gross!

thankyou.

RIPHamster · 09/11/2006 16:09

Oh thats right Mellowma, concentrate on the bones never mind Ive been dished up for dinner with broccoli and runner beans

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