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Please don't laugh, but I think I may have eaten dd's hamster, I am so upset.

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LaPauvre · 09/11/2006 15:28

Please don't laugh at me, I am so upset. She is at school, she will be gutted

I warmed up a pot of chicken casserole left over from yesterday to have for my lunch. I have eaten it, it's too late to do anything, but it was boiling for a good hour before I ate it and now I've just gone to feed dd's hamster and his cage is open and he isn't there . There was no lid on the casserole pot, his cage was on the shelf at the other end of the kitchen and the door was shut so there isn't really anywhere else he could have gone. He must have fallen in and drowned before it got hot, that's the only thing I can think of. I didn't find the hamster in the stew obviously, but there were some hairs in the pot, I just washed it it was full of bones anyway because they were those cheap chicken portions just boiled in from frozen.

Please, don't just laugh at me, I know this sounds silly but he was my daughter's birthday present, she is 6 and I don't think she will ever forgive me

OP posts:
Carmenere · 09/11/2006 20:19

Ok now you have reached over 500 posts you can reveal yourself.........Please

WhizzBangCaligula · 09/11/2006 20:19

Pharoah had a grain store. Joseph sorted it.

GraceUnderFire · 09/11/2006 20:20

LaPauvre - do you still think you ate it or do you now think it's just lost?

TheHighwayCod · 09/11/2006 20:20

shawls???
men

TroubleAndStrife · 09/11/2006 20:21

kittywits.....not a bargain bucket from kfc I hope

ilovecaboose · 09/11/2006 20:21

"blended by Brian."

huh?

DumbledoresGirl · 09/11/2006 20:21

Just got back to this. POPCORN! Splutter! that just proves it is a piss take. Don't we all say, who's got the popcron when a thread is blowing up?

ilovecaboose · 09/11/2006 20:21

"blended by Brian."

huh?

GraceUnderFire · 09/11/2006 20:22

Remember the thread about the little girl with her toe stuck in the bath tap? Did we ever find out who that was? This thread reminds me of that one.

kittywits · 09/11/2006 20:22

T&S

ilovecaboose · 09/11/2006 20:22

oops.

poppynboo · 09/11/2006 20:23

LP - if you are genuine, and you can't find fault for people being suspicious, at 16 weeks your hormones are shot to hell so your bound to be sensitive. Hopefully you'll be able to look back on this and laugh too sometime soon.
As far as dd goes, its not bad for her to experience some sort of loss at this age. It'll help prepare her for when she loses someone close like a grandparent, try and see it as something she'll learn from.

As for having eaten, try and think clearly and logically - its not really possible is it.

hub2dee · 09/11/2006 20:24

'Throws' then, cod. And snoods. Frivolous decorative enhancements.

WWB had a Brian instead of a Brain caboose.

WhizzBangCaligula · 09/11/2006 20:25

If I'd eaten a hamster when 16 weeks pregnant, I'd at least call NHS Direct

hub2dee · 09/11/2006 20:25

If it was blended up and the soup had some added salt, which we all know we shouldn't, but heck it's tasteless without, I reckon you could easily have ate a hampster esp. with the chicken bones too.

GraceUnderFire · 09/11/2006 20:26

You really couldn't eat a grandparent by mistake though, could you?

GraceUnderFire · 09/11/2006 20:27

No matter how long you cooked it.

southeastastra · 09/11/2006 20:27

haha wbc!

hub2dee · 09/11/2006 20:27

Woops... throws go on sofas, don't they. Swishy capes. Saw a woman today at Weight Watchers, she had fabulous tan boots, tight on her calf, up to her knees (she took them off for weigh-in), and when she put them back on, she covered them with her jeans. They could have been just a few inches tall, really. What a shame.

This is related to hampster blending I am sure of that.

kittywits · 09/11/2006 20:28

It's meat though isn't it, probably quite low in fat too.

galaxy · 09/11/2006 20:29

Ha ha. I was feeling really grumpy before I saw this thread. dh is sitting here wondering why I have tears streaming down my face. Wish I was as witty as you lot!

Furball · 09/11/2006 20:30

I wonder how many weight watchers points a hamster is?

GraceUnderFire · 09/11/2006 20:31

If anyone knows the calories and saturated fat I can work it out on my WeightWatchers points calculator.

hub2dee · 09/11/2006 20:31

I've just realised if the boots are tight, you can't get trousers into them, can you ?

kittywits · 09/11/2006 20:32

The points would depend on how it is cooked. Blende in a stew with no added fat can't be too bad. deep fried is a no no.

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