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Just saw a new classic…

44 replies

TeenagersAngst · 24/12/2025 09:41

An Instagrammer I follow was talking about things related to her pregnancy and declared her partner as… ‘the phantom of all knowledge’ - should I say something or not?

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Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 24/12/2025 09:43

I wouldn't. She either won't care or she'll blame autocorrect.And maybe her husband is a ghost and then you'd look silly.

JudgeBread · 24/12/2025 09:45

Oh see that's quite a cute mistake. I wouldn't point it out.

Mydadsbirthday · 24/12/2025 09:47

lol this is a new one!

Urgh, it's not cute - maybe from a primary school kid yeah.

Please point it out OP or this will snowball!

TeenagersAngst · 24/12/2025 10:06

She was definitely complementing him, so not a sly dig at him being useless (which would have been a clever play on words).

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TeenagersAngst · 24/12/2025 10:08

Mydadsbirthday · 24/12/2025 09:47

lol this is a new one!

Urgh, it's not cute - maybe from a primary school kid yeah.

Please point it out OP or this will snowball!

SPaG on IG and TT is generally pretty abysmal with the odd exception. I hate correcting someone I don’t know, it just feels a little mean-spirited to me. That’s why I come here, it’s my safe space!

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upinaballoon · 24/12/2025 11:18

We're not supposed to correct, are we? I think it's in the rules. Yes, I have been a bit guilty, but not much.
Depending on the subject et cetera it might sometimes be possible to correct subtly by responding to a post and managing to use the same words except that you write the correct one.

upinaballoon · 24/12/2025 11:22

upinaballoon · 24/12/2025 11:18

We're not supposed to correct, are we? I think it's in the rules. Yes, I have been a bit guilty, but not much.
Depending on the subject et cetera it might sometimes be possible to correct subtly by responding to a post and managing to use the same words except that you write the correct one.

When I talk about rules I mean Mumsnet rules. I don't do Instagram so should keep my mouth shut and go out and get some holly.

Fionasapples · 24/12/2025 11:36

If someone corrects a mistake they may face reaper cushions! (I saw that one yesterday and it made my day!).

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 11:44

Fionasapples · 24/12/2025 11:36

If someone corrects a mistake they may face reaper cushions! (I saw that one yesterday and it made my day!).

😂

IMO the best approach is to do what we do with kids - just model the correct spelling/grammar/usage.

thecatneuterer · 24/12/2025 13:24

Fionasapples · 24/12/2025 11:36

If someone corrects a mistake they may face reaper cushions! (I saw that one yesterday and it made my day!).

That's amazing 😂

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 24/12/2025 13:33

I like it (can you tell?)

DeanStockwell · 24/12/2025 13:35

Is there such a thing as a 'new classic' ?
Surely it can not be both new and classic.
😁

staringatthesun · 24/12/2025 13:44

Fionasapples · 24/12/2025 11:36

If someone corrects a mistake they may face reaper cushions! (I saw that one yesterday and it made my day!).

That took me a moment!

EvilParsnip · 24/12/2025 13:47

It's really quite splendid.
And so are reaper cushions!

CountingQuiche · 24/12/2025 14:04

Gah! ReaperCushions is the perfect new user name, but someone has beaten me to it.😡

MaarvaCarassi · 24/12/2025 14:16

I saw price drawer recently which took me a minute (prize draw).

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 24/12/2025 14:28

Fionasapples · 24/12/2025 11:36

If someone corrects a mistake they may face reaper cushions! (I saw that one yesterday and it made my day!).

Is that like a British equivalent of the European Krampus decorations - or even the man dropping a steaming great turd in the corner of the stable?!

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 24/12/2025 14:30

CountingQuiche · 24/12/2025 14:04

Gah! ReaperCushions is the perfect new user name, but someone has beaten me to it.😡

Just accept it in good grace that you lost out this time and move on with silent dignity.

We really don't want there to be any further reaper cushions.

Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService · 24/12/2025 14:37

It's actually A Thing!!??!!

Just saw a new classic…
DeanStockwell · 24/12/2025 15:06

@Politicians247UnderwearExtinguishingService ha ha ha now whenever DH/DW /DC does something wrong you can yell THERE WILL BE REAPER CUSHIONS and fling that at them .🤣

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 24/12/2025 15:08

Love Reaper Cushions!

NotForTheMoneyandNotForTheApplause · 24/12/2025 15:24

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 11:44

😂

IMO the best approach is to do what we do with kids - just model the correct spelling/grammar/usage.

But then the person will surely think that you don't know how to spell if they see it 😁

CountingQuiche · 24/12/2025 15:41

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 24/12/2025 15:08

Love Reaper Cushions!

Tips hat to excellent user name at least it's not ReaperCushions

NebulousSadTimes · 24/12/2025 16:07

I love reaper cushions and phantom of all knowledge - brilliant 😄

I saw "What a lovely jester" the other day, after someone had done someone else a good turn.

TeenagersAngst · 24/12/2025 16:33

DeanStockwell · 24/12/2025 13:35

Is there such a thing as a 'new classic' ?
Surely it can not be both new and classic.
😁

You got me there! 😜

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