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A Viscous attack # 2

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Catpiece · 15/08/2025 11:23

Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

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MagpiePi · 04/09/2025 13:58

Chersfrozenface · 04/09/2025 12:03

It's possible that "barn pottery" was written as "barmpottery" but the autocarrot was on.

Barmpottery would mean being a barmpot just as fuckwittery means being a fuckwit.

'Barm' is a dialect term for the foam or froth on the top of a fermenting liquid, such as beer. It's the origin of the adjective 'barmy'. So a barmpot is someone who is mad or stupid.

(I turn autocarrot off. I'll make my own mistakes, thanks.)

Thank you - you've explained it better than I did! I did wonder if it was an autocorrect, but it still amused me.

I didn't realise the origins, so thank you for that too.

CalzoneOnLegs · 04/09/2025 14:13

i fully admit I’m perplexed regarding the barm/bam pottery

my auntie says ‘Tadge’ I did tell her after hearing it hundreds of times ‘It’s Tad’ but it was ignored so ‘Tadge’ lives on 🤣

Catpiece · 04/09/2025 14:31

Update everyone: I’ve just seen “proofen” for proven. How did that even pass the autocorrect??

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PendantScorner · 04/09/2025 14:32

I see barmy for balmy fairly often. The origin of barmy is like the the barm in barm cake, which isn't a cake.

CalzoneOnLegs · 04/09/2025 14:42

I stand corrected on ‘Tadge’ it has the same meaning as ‘Tad’, sorry auntie 🤣

CalzoneOnLegs · 04/09/2025 14:43

@PendantScorner I had a chip barm in Blackpool once, very nice too. We call them ‘Baps’ down here.

PendantScorner · 04/09/2025 14:48

A chip butty is delicious. I say bap or roll. A bap is roundish and quite floury and a roll is oval and more crusty.

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PendantScorner · 04/09/2025 15:03

Words fail me! 😆

MagpiePi · 04/09/2025 15:58

PendantScorner · 04/09/2025 14:32

I see barmy for balmy fairly often. The origin of barmy is like the the barm in barm cake, which isn't a cake.

I wonder if that's because the yeast makes a barm?

PendantScorner · 04/09/2025 16:56

Yes, 'late 15th century (in the sense ‘frothy’): from barm + -y.' Barm is the froth from yeast.

HopeSpringsInfernal · 04/09/2025 18:13

Agree with the comments about people not reading much nowadays.

I've just seen Nigel Farage described as 'exhillerating' on another thread. Is that even a word?

CalzoneOnLegs · 04/09/2025 18:25

@HopeSpringsInfernal even of that was spelled correctly he is not !

HopeSpringsInfernal · 04/09/2025 18:30

Well no, he isn't

CalzoneOnLegs · 04/09/2025 18:52

Meant IF 😡

Catpiece · 04/09/2025 19:00

He’s a lot of things but exhilarating isn’t one 🤷‍♀️

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Cathandkin · 05/09/2025 17:11

Many threads on Keir Starmer.
Written "Kier" nearly every time.

PendantScorner · 05/09/2025 19:51

There's an Angela Raynor one.

TheaBrandt1 · 05/09/2025 23:17

This thread is a mindfield.

AgentPidge · 06/09/2025 11:28

I've just seen "it was nice jesture" on a FB post. Better than jester, I suppose. But depressing.

Catpiece · 06/09/2025 11:49

I remember one of the first FB howlers I saw was “gawjus”. I still shudder at the memory

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PendantScorner · 06/09/2025 11:53

I shudder at the word gorgeous. It gets used too often, usually to describe something that's anything but.

Cathandkin · 06/09/2025 12:02

I'm the same with "unique".
As in "I want a unique baby name". No you don't, you want something unusual.

SchnizelVonKrumm · 06/09/2025 12:09

PendantScorner · 06/09/2025 11:53

I shudder at the word gorgeous. It gets used too often, usually to describe something that's anything but.

I'm like that about the word "iconic" (usually used to mean "quite well-known").

Also "stunning" to mean "quite nice".

PendantScorner · 06/09/2025 12:22

@Cathandkin , they don't say unique. It's 'I want a very unique baby name', or 'I want a more unique baby name'. Then the names they have shortlisted follows:
Isla, Lily, Ella .... with the middle name Grace, Rose or May. The middle name is always a family name.

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