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It's ARSE! 🇬🇧

203 replies

BlowDryRat · 14/07/2024 08:17

Unless you're American, in which case it's "ass".

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SerendipityJane · 23/07/2024 09:48

StrikeItMucky · 22/07/2024 22:19

I hate all of the following and sadly I am hearing and reading them (in UK news articles) more and more;
"Bring"... when they mean Take
"Me either"... instead of Me Neither
Apples are better "Then" Pears!!
"Pay check"
"Poop"
"Excited for"
"Cupcake"
"Frosting"
"Jean Jacket"
"ATM"
"Hot flash"...it's FLUSH. Hot FLUSH. Ffs!!
I'm sure there are many more that are making their way into British English, that I will hate, just as much!

That's probably because you are a senior.

Funnywonder · 23/07/2024 12:33

SerendipityJane · 23/07/2024 09:48

That's probably because you are a senior.

Ha! Excellent😁

StrikeItMucky · 23/07/2024 14:01

SerendipityJane · 23/07/2024 09:48

That's probably because you are a senior.

"How very dare you?!" 😄😄 How do you know I'm probably a senior?!

CultOfRamen · 23/07/2024 14:08

BlowDryRat · 14/07/2024 19:32

My American colleague loves the word "wanker". He says it's the best British insult, along with "dickhead".

Wanker is excellent

upinaballoon · 24/07/2024 20:12

HappiestSleeping · 15/07/2024 07:23

I didn't mean it as a gotcha, just an interesting article. I wasn't aware of it until discussing with a friend. Could have knocked me down with a feather when I saw it.

I still want to know where the "i" went in aluminium.

Edited

The second 'i' in 'aluminium' went the same way as the second 'i' in 'speciality'.

HappiestSleeping · 24/07/2024 21:20

upinaballoon · 24/07/2024 20:12

The second 'i' in 'aluminium' went the same way as the second 'i' in 'speciality'.

But where? When? How? It seems such a strange thing to just remove a letter. Is "aluminum" really that much less effort to say than "aluminium"?

sanityisamyth · 24/07/2024 22:04

@HappiestSleeping

They seem to manage ok with sodium, helium, strontium etc. 🤷‍♀️

CarolinaInTheMorning · 24/07/2024 22:27

HappiestSleeping · 24/07/2024 21:20

But where? When? How? It seems such a strange thing to just remove a letter. Is "aluminum" really that much less effort to say than "aluminium"?

It was aluminum first, even in the UK. We Americans didn't remove a letter.

Abouttimeforanamechange · 24/07/2024 22:50

Ditto to ‘pissed’ when they mean ‘pissed off’!

In a similar discussion on another forum, someone pointed out 'That jock is pissed' means something completely different depending on whether it's said by an American or a British person.

Pet peeve -
'Have you got....?'
'No I don't.'

HappiestSleeping · 24/07/2024 22:52

CarolinaInTheMorning · 24/07/2024 22:27

It was aluminum first, even in the UK. We Americans didn't remove a letter.

That is true although Davy changed his mind before it was used widely, and it wasn't until 92 years later that the Americans adopted non 'i' version.

It seems to be all down to the preference of Webster.

Who knew?

Illegally18 · 25/07/2024 00:38

HappiestSleeping · 16/07/2024 18:29

Whatto is much more suitable.

Whatto?

HappiestSleeping · 25/07/2024 05:38

Illegally18 · 25/07/2024 00:38

Whatto?

In preference to "Hi".

bergamotorange · 25/07/2024 06:22

baroqueandblue · 14/07/2024 09:56

It's cultural capitulation in the UK, I can't speak for anywhere else. People have these fantasies about themselves sounding all cool like in the (American) films and telly. To me it just sounds like brainwashing into cultural hegemony, which people have fallen for. Language is culture.

Language is indeed culture, which is why regional/national variation like the use of 'gotten' is a good thing.

marshmallowfinder · 25/07/2024 07:01

HappiestSleeping · 25/07/2024 05:38

In preference to "Hi".

I think it's "What-ho!"

HappiestSleeping · 25/07/2024 07:10

marshmallowfinder · 25/07/2024 07:01

I think it's "What-ho!"

Yeah, that would be it 🤣

Illegally18 · 25/07/2024 09:42

HappiestSleeping · 25/07/2024 05:38

In preference to "Hi".

Yes, but I've never heard it. 'Wotto'? Is that how you pronounce it? Or do you mean 'What Ho'? as in 'What ho Jennings'?

Funnywonder · 25/07/2024 10:06

bergamotorange · 25/07/2024 06:22

Language is indeed culture, which is why regional/national variation like the use of 'gotten' is a good thing.

Yes! Some of us haven’t absorbed ‘gotten’ from American TV and YouTube, but have always used it. I remember being very shocked the first time I heard someone berating it (on here🤣) because in Ireland (north for me) it’s part of everyday language and nobody ‘cringes’ or so much as bats an eyelid when they hear it spoken or even, shock horror, see it written down.

in other news, I was watching ‘The Jetty’, a BBC drama, the other night and Jenna Coleman’s character used ‘faucet’ instead of ‘tap’. A small area of my brain might have forcibly shut down at that point.

BiscuityBoyle · 25/07/2024 10:12

in other news, I was watching ‘The Jetty’, a BBC drama, the other night and Jenna Coleman’s character used ‘faucet’ instead of ‘tap’. A small area of my brain might have forcibly shut down at that point.

The BBC are especially bad for using American words in British dramas. I’m guessing they do it so they can sell it to American channels and streamers. I was annoyed in one of the Strike episodes where a character talked about his wife claiming alimony from him.

TimeandMotion · 25/07/2024 10:38

Funnywonder · 25/07/2024 10:06

Yes! Some of us haven’t absorbed ‘gotten’ from American TV and YouTube, but have always used it. I remember being very shocked the first time I heard someone berating it (on here🤣) because in Ireland (north for me) it’s part of everyday language and nobody ‘cringes’ or so much as bats an eyelid when they hear it spoken or even, shock horror, see it written down.

in other news, I was watching ‘The Jetty’, a BBC drama, the other night and Jenna Coleman’s character used ‘faucet’ instead of ‘tap’. A small area of my brain might have forcibly shut down at that point.

Oh we just watched that and I missed it! Am normally eagle-eared about that sort of stuff. I did notice she said “statutory rape” at one point.

What was the context of “faucet”? I bet we have 20 people on here soon today that everyone in Lancashire says “faucet” and has done for hundreds of years!

Abouttimeforanamechange · 25/07/2024 11:29

The BBC are especially bad for using American words in British dramas

on one occasion, someone said 'cell phone' in the BBC Sherlock. It turned out to be a plot point, and I missed it, because I assumed it was just included for US audiences.

Another time, characters were taking a taxi in London, and went past a load of sights that are not on the route from where they were to where they were going.

CarolinaInTheMorning · 25/07/2024 11:38

BiscuityBoyle · 25/07/2024 10:12

in other news, I was watching ‘The Jetty’, a BBC drama, the other night and Jenna Coleman’s character used ‘faucet’ instead of ‘tap’. A small area of my brain might have forcibly shut down at that point.

The BBC are especially bad for using American words in British dramas. I’m guessing they do it so they can sell it to American channels and streamers. I was annoyed in one of the Strike episodes where a character talked about his wife claiming alimony from him.

That's a bit odd because Americans know what a tap is and many Americans use that instead of faucet, especially in the context of drinking "tap water" as opposed to bottled water.

Saschka · 25/07/2024 11:43

Sethera · 14/07/2024 09:05

Well, it depends whether you're comparing someone to a bum-hole, or a donkey.

Edited

I remember somebody in my RE lesson reading a chapter of the Bible out loud, and thought Jesus rode into Jerusalem on his arse.

Still funny 30 years later.

kittylion2 · 25/07/2024 11:44

I certainly agree - when I read this a few years ago, I thought Sarah Vine must have a remorseful pet donkey.
https://x.com/WestminsterWAG/status/1289895372676947968

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https://x.com/WestminsterWAG/status/1289895372676947968

Funnywonder · 25/07/2024 12:00

What was the context of “faucet”?

I honestly can't remember @TimeandMotion. I was attempting to watch it while I crocheted, so a lot of it was going over my head (probably just as well.) But 'faucet' certainly grabbed my attention. Lucky I didn't sustain a crochet related injury. It was definitely a later episode. I might have to check😆

RaraRachael · 25/07/2024 12:07

I was telling my pupils about different animal names and mentioned that a donkey could be called an ass. Cue "Miss, you swore" "You said a bad word" etc etc.