a joke for pedants

[BeCool]

Q: How do you console someone with
bad grammar skills?

A: There, their, they're.

Ha! I just actually laughed out loud!

Me too, as did my FirstClassPedantColleague.
Which is why I had to share.

Brilliant!!

Love it!

snort

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

Minnie

I like that one.

A fellow Popbitch subscriber

is there a handshake?

Laughs all around. Thanks!

Ha :o!

Wonderful!

Pedantry and laughs - heaven.

Q. Who started the Pedants' Revolt?

A. Which Tyler.

(I confess I had to google that one to get it Jeremiad)

to all 3

no need here for google smug bitch

How many pedants does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it, one to complain about a spelling error on the box it came in, and one to check the dictionary (lightbulb or light bulb?)!

I'd like to sincerely thank everyone who took the time to help me to understand the definition of the word multitude......... It means a lot.

Neil - you've just reminded me: I caught my children looking through the "S" section of the dictionary....

....

....

I think they're up to something.

No. You've lost me. At the risk of sounding like a tit, is it Morse code or something? Even if it is, it'll still need explaining to me.

Some little gems there - thanks all!

Love these and will use them on my grammatically hopeless boss.