dd insisted on hiring this grubby play area where all the cool kids go
is disgusting; always put kids in bath of dettox after
still your house isn't wrecked and no-one cries
took 2 kids to the theatre for 5th birthday in attack of the middle-class and it was unmitigated disaster; with fallings-out and ignorings and Having To Talk To Other People's Children; dd had generally horrid time
I've decided to go the chav route; nasty parties actually are a much cleverer choice than you think