to ask you what I can go as to a fancy dress party??

[purplewig]

there is no theme I have a imagination block it is on saturday I have a purple wig I dont want to go as anything embarrassing sexy I know you can come up with something funny

Do you have slaggy clothes or could you borrow some? If you can and you are blonde then blow up 2 of the kids balloons, stick them down your top go as Katie Price aka Jordan.

safety pin a pair of knickers to your top and go as 'a chest of drawers'!!