to ask you what I can go as to a fancy dress party??

[purplewig]

there is no theme I have a imagination block it is on saturday I have a purple wig I dont want to go as anything embarrassing sexy I know you can come up with something funny

YABU to go to a fancy dress party.

Fancy dress parties are the work of the Devil.

Paint yourself a big M and chuck a net over it?

I saw someone at a party come as a bunch of grapes once, she had a brown long sleeved t shirt on and brown leggings and had just attached green balloons to herself! You could of course have purple balloons to match your wig

they ARE the fecking work of the devil!! I wish I didnt have to go..no, no Im glad Im going I just wish it wasnt fancy dress

I have to go. Or I will offend an old friend

I think I saw that on Peppa Pig last week!!-bunch of grapes- not a bad idea

Really not in the mood, are you?

Shove yesterday's papers down your top, stand around looking surly. When people ask what you are, you can say 'A stuffed shirt.'

lol--thats better!

Are you allowed weapons of any sort?

White paper overalls from B&Q, three black dots down the front, black around your eyes, orange lipstick over your nose, a stripy scarf and you are a snowman/woman! Easy peasy!!

an oxo cube? big cardboard box, tin foil, red card- no wig needed

Weapons?
Don't tease us, LineRunner! What's the costume?

Jesus.

Easiest costume in the world. Old sheet, a few twigs for crown of thorns, two old planks of wood nailed together. Always been a winner for me.

Boris Johnson - buy a mask and wear a suit!

I love the grapes idea.

Spider? 2 pairs of black stuffed tights and wear black.

lololol! all great ideas

LOVE the Jesus idea! will i offend anyone, do you think?

i could go as 'an angel' aka nativity costume!

was thinking--probably couldnt drive dressed as grapes. Also will almost definitely get popped!

hmmmm....spider

now I want to go to LOTS AND LOTSof fancy dress parties, to try all this out!!

a rioter maybe?

am really liking spider- was trying to think of a costume where I could wear false eyelashes. Im sure spiders have long eyelashes?

Hmm I would say Jesus is quite likely to offend.

When stuck I always go as a housewife- hair in curlers, slippers, facemask, bathrobe. Super comfy. Always gets a giggle.

The only thing I can think of with purple hair is Leela from futurama.

Hit Girl from Kick Ass. Her wig is purple.

Tchootnika, Don't get too excited! It's just that I'm always looking for an excuse to turn up to everything in jeans and checked shirt, and I have an woodcutting axe, so ... Lumberjack!

I do usually go to work without the axe, and pretend it's Dress Down [Any]Day.

A housewife! Put on a pencil skirt, a blouse with high heels. Put an apron on top and pick up your oven gloves on the way out. Put your hair up in a bun. Ditch the purple wig.

Fancy dress with no theme is pants!