I just love all these songs, as I am a great fan of parodies. I've put a whole lot of songs (and jokes, cartoons and funny stories) about breastfeeding and motherhood into a book, called Fit to Bust (proceeds to Baby Milk Action). Here's a flavour:
NAPPY TALK (tune:?Happy talk? from S Pacific)
Refrain
Nappy talk, keep talking nappy talk;
talk about baby?s pee and poo.
You?ve got to throw away excreta every day,
but you needn?t throw the nappy too.
3 verses follow, extolling the virtues of washable nappies!
THE 5 DAYS OF FEEDING (tune:?The 12 days of Christmas?)
On the first day of feeding, your babe will give to you
a wee and a sticky black poo.
On the second day of feeding, your babe will give to you
two little wees and a less sticky, thinner dark poo.
On the third day of feeding, your babe will give to you
three little wees, two little burps and a big greeny-browny soft poo.
On the fourth day of feeding, your babe will give to you
four little wees, three little farts, two little burps and a nice runny toffee-brown poo.
On the fifth day of feeding, your babe will give to you
five bi-ig wees;
four little farts,
three big burps,
two overflows,
and a large golden mustard-seed poo!
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Alison Blenkinsop www.linkable.biz