What do you call your DC's when they are being silly?

[ChirpyGrinch]

As in, 'well if you spin round and round really fast you will get dizzy, you lemon.'
Or 'Yes, sliding off the sofa onto your head will mean you get stuck, dinkus'

DH pointed out that I call them these things so, as I am bored, I was wondering what other words people use.

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also they are only one poster of two posters

so I dont see that a A LOT
you said A LOT of bad names here

also how old are the kids
I call my 22 year old a knob head when he beats me at mariokart

friendly banter

I agree its not a funny joke
but noew I think about it mayeb it isn't a joke and their kids are older....see above

lots = more than one which in this case is too many imo

lots = more than one which in this case is too many imo

mom why so serious - y so upset? no explaination has been made yet as to whether it was a joke or oldre kids yet has it?

Agree those names are wrong.

But like some of the others - they would make my children laugh too.

My teacher used to say "daft as a brush" and also "mucky pup"

my mum used to swear aot and call us some dodgy things but unless with anger we would laugh

'some of these names'

only the ones already mentioned by me or more
There aren't any others which would be wrong

nothing seems to bad on here other than ones mentioned already

i know a girl aged 22 who has 3 dc under 4 and she really discusts me with the way she speaks to her kids

the threats ar not ones such as if you carry that on you will be on the stairs or you wont get your sweets or anything ike that more like

you little c*t you do that again And ill punch you in the Head - or i fking hate you you t*t and worse

gives me shivers

silly billy
ding bat
loony toon
muppet