What do you call your DC's when they are being silly?

[ChirpyGrinch]

As in, 'well if you spin round and round really fast you will get dizzy, you lemon.'
Or 'Yes, sliding off the sofa onto your head will mean you get stuck, dinkus'

DH pointed out that I call them these things so, as I am bored, I was wondering what other words people use.

daft sausage.

I wonder why sausages and bananas features so heavily. most odd.

Muppets usually. Nutters.

usually big-neck or fat-knees. I've no idea where/why it started, but there you go

Dozy dora - dd
Daft wotsit - DS

Noodle
Noodle-head
Looney

Freakazoid
Plum
Wally
Dopey Doughnut
Dopey Drawers
Numpty

out of earshot (usually)
Dopey Bollox

Muppet

You 'nana or nelly

Lemon
Melon
Muppet
Nutter

silly goose
nelly nana noodle face

silly billy bum bum or Squeaky McSqueak

Loon
Twonk
Der-brain

Terrible pickle
Ragamuffin
Cheeky monkey
Mucky pup

Melon
Muppet
Banana
Clown
Poo poo head (DS's current favourite to use for us. From India Knight's book 'The Baby', bought for DS to acclimatise him to darling DD's arrival, but instead just taught him a new term of abuse)

donut
numpty
plonker

sausage
monkey/cheeky monkey (I NOT sausage, I pickle!)
daft as a brush
pickle
doughnut
pudding

depends what she is doing and why!

silly billy
weirdo
nincompoop
plonker chops
wally
chickle picken (which is pickle chicken swapped round sorta

lots of horrible names on here...seriously, do people swear at their children??

mine get silly billy
nugget
nutbox

pickle
daft
silly sausage

I dont see any horrible names MoM

which ones are bad?

who swears at the children did i miss something ??

chasing squirrels and Queeneagle are obviously joking

every other name isn't in the least bit bad

dickhead
fuckin nob head
nob head

That's just horrible!

oh right...a joke....

where is that?