OMG How disgusting am i.........

[Donbean]

Today i actually picked up half a chewed smartie and some crisp crumbs from the carpet that ds had dropped and because i couldnt be bothered to walk to the bin .................................I ate them........EUW
What have you done connected to your kids that is disgusting?

Nothing so disgusting as that

hehehe

Last night I was lying in bed reading a book and found an old raisin stuck to a page - I NEARLY popped it in my mouth without thinking.

Recently the cat spat out a bit of chicken and I picked it off the carpet and ate it - I'm just so used to doing that with dd...

I am the GROSSEST.

I often finsih a blowl of readybrek that has been sneezed in - I hate waste even more thna snot!!!

The CAT??? I think I'm going to be sick...

MP, eating cat spit is truly disgusting!

MP, I hope you licked your hands clean!

Oh I NEVER cook anything anymore without snot in it.

OOOOHHH im so glad im not the only disgusting one here...thanks so much for your contribution morninpaper.PMSLxxxx{and feel SOOOO much better!

Thank you all! I thought I was lazy with low hygiene standards until I read this thread.

When ds was tiny, I found (what I thought was) a crumb of chocolate on the sofa next to me but, after eating it, it definitely wasn't! I'd been changing a bitty nappy on the sofa earlier and a bit of pooh had rolled out. I feel sick just thinking about it. Such is my desperation for chocolate!

bleurghh

Oh that has so cheered me up and made my day, no week, no month!
Poo heheheheh
PMSL.That has to be the best yet.

Ooh that reminds me, last week I was chewing some 'chocolate' from under my nails and just as I did I realised that it wasn't chocolate but I hadn't washed my hands properly after cleaning dd's bottom 10 minutes earlier.

I FREAKED out - I thought I was going to die of cholera or something.

this is all disgusting, can only assume you people are making this up!

I've got a good immune system I reckon...

(Actually I didn't REALLY think it was chocolate under my nails, I was just biting them when it suddenly hit me what the lovely taste was... blee)

Nope, its all true,{from me anyway}.

Just before Christmas I was at a friend's house and she found a chocolate stuck on the bottom of her sock and ate it.

I gave her RESPECT.

I'm always nibbling my nails and finding sudocrem under them....I dread to think what else is hidden by that perfumey flavour pmsl

Morning paper noooooooo! Cadbury yeukkk!!! This thread is making my m/s return!!!! But it is very funny!!!!

morning paper YEAH YEAH YEAH (in a cheer leader style)

thats the best stuff i have read on here.
speechlessly in awe.

Funny, just this morning I was thinking how easy it would be to mistake one of dd's pebbley little poos for a chocolate truffle and just guzzle it off the carpet by mistake...

You can tell by this post that I am completely relaxed with the concept of guzzling things off the carpet...

fished a lump of banana out of DS's mouth and ate it! (To stop him from choking on it of course)