OMG How disgusting am i.........

[Donbean]

Today i actually picked up half a chewed smartie and some crisp crumbs from the carpet that ds had dropped and because i couldnt be bothered to walk to the bin .................................I ate them........EUW
What have you done connected to your kids that is disgusting?

PMSL Cadbury - that's hilarious!!!

One of my colleagues is convinced that DD has ear infections because I let her eat cereal that has been dropped on the carpet. Good thing he didn't see me drop an almond this morning, and pick it up eat it and the cheerio next to it.

Ooh fastasleep, i do that, i'm actualy beginning to like the taste of sudocreme now

when out on trip with ds we take a flask of hot chocolate. I give him the last cup which he takes ages to drink. Next thing is he hands it back, i ask him if he wants it he says 'no mummy it is cold (at that point i down it) then says so i spat it back in the cup'! Bless him and yuck!

PMSL at you lot!!! How revolting!

When ds2 informed me whilst on the loo doing his daily poo that he'd dropped one of my earings in the toilet....as I couldn't risk the force of the flush washing away said earing I had to delve past the poops to get it out...
ds2 just stood there speechless......
Haven't bought myself round to wearing the earings since.

i fished in my ds's poo for the 10p piece he'd swallowed 8 days earlier !! [bleugh]

Jampots, that's REALLY bad!

likewise am not feeling so slatternly myself...respect to all posters on this thread!

apparently, v good to eat things off floor in an immune system way...

OMG this thread is soo funny!

I'm slightly glad that I can't think of anything to contribute though

Dd loves sharing food with me - after she's given it a good chew first!

donbean I do that too

You need all the nutrition you can get when your on a diet coddy