Lighthearted! Things kids say

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Okay I am dreading my 2yo DS starting nursery. He just had a whopper of a poo, really struggled bless him, he had a sweat on and everything. I cuddled him and helped him get it out, and then he said "hurt bum", so I said "aww baby did that hurt, mammy put cream on for you it will be okay". And now he keeps repeating over and over again "mammy hurt my bum" 🤦🏻‍♀️ he's gonna get me in bother this boy!
What funny things have your DC said? I love the silly things they come out with.

I heard ds 16 saying Where have you been? Come here my beauty.
To a loaf in the freezer...
The daft things said aren't only from small dc ime.

@Whereismyfleeceblanket 🤣🤣🤣 I love this. We need the laugh reaction back!

Keep them coming MNers

Okay irrelevant but has the site been updated? My post is now pink with "My Posts" above it, this is new..

Thought my eyesight was going funny! Change it back ASAP mn!!

DS this week asked for a muffin before dinner. I said no. He marched about the house chanting “I want a muffin. I want a Studmuffin. I want a muffin. I want a Studmuffin”.

no idea where he’s even heard the word “Studmuffin” but it was very funny.

@TiredofLDN
This is excellent 😅

@Whereismyfleeceblanket agree I hate it. Looks so busy on a thread now 😬

In the previous summer my son was fishing with his grandpa.. who caught a few Pollock...

You can guess what happened. P became B, and a little boy ran happily across the beach shouting proudly about his grandpa's amazing...

@NJLX2021 this is my favourite 😅

I forgot my DS calls chicken "shittin", so when he wants chicken he repeatedly says "mammy shittin"

My son called me an arsehole today 😅

Yesterday or the other day I heard my son shouting that his sister has done a shit.

Son is 3 and daughter is 1.

I bought a new hat today, a baker-boy style. Put it on to show my 6 year olds and DD said 'you look only a tiny bit like a policewoman' 😆

@Wynter25 @newrubylane these are great 😅 I remember calling my dad a nobhead when I was younger and having no idea what it meant !

Lol my dd when she was small and was quite hard to understand loved naming the colours of cars, she would say ‘red car’, ‘blue car’ etc. Our car was a white car… bet you can all guess what that sounded like when she was shouting it in her slurry toddler voice 😂

My daughter has some classics. She's now 16 and only a few weeks ago she asked if a stye stands for a "spot in t'eye" she's quite special.

@Nameynamechange123 this took me a minute, my OH is giving me strange looks as I whisper in toddler speak "white car" 🤣🤣

@2025mustbebetter that will forever be the way I say that now 😅😅

Actually on the same day her older sister (18) when she couldn't string her sentence together said she had "cold head worms"

Honestly I probably should be worried about them I think.

My daughter at about age 4 telling my sunbathing male neighbour to get a shirt on "cos nobody wants to look at that". It was the neighbour who told us.

Same daughter at about 2.5 seeing me without my bra on and saying "there's 2 of them!"

@2025mustbebetter I love this 😅 yes maybe a tad worried ...

My fav from this week was sorting the washing with my 2yr old daughter and I held up some of my underwear and asked whose it was (which we'd been doing on and off with other items throughout).

She said "mummy's", thought about it for a moment and then added "but daddy wear them just sometimes".

I died laughing. DH swears he doesn't... but not sure where she got it from otherwise! 😂

@Notsandwiches your daughter sounds amazing 😅 this reminds me of the time at swimming when we were all getting changed and he kept saying "mammy no wee" and I was like yes I know mammy not wee here I'm a big girl I go to the toilet and he pointed to my privates and went "no mammy, no have wee". He finally realised I have no willy 🤣

@ZippyKoala im dying this is hilarious!! Daddy is definitely lying 🤣 imagine being ratted out by your kids, I love this

Me getting dressed, wearing a thong.

My young DS ‘mammy, you've left your cheeks out!!

Loving these!
So many but for me funniest was at the swimming pool when DH took DS2 into the changing cubicle after swimming and the piercing little voice was heard (because it is always so piercing) ‘Daddy, your willy is so big!’
Cue everyone looking at DH when they emerged😀😀😀

It just popped on my Facebook memories, dd1 saying when she was older she wanted to grow boobies so she could feed dd2. Also told dd2 that they were inside mummy together but she swam out and left dd2 alone 🤣