Parenting Diploma - Module titles

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How To Change a Nappy Using Only One Wipe

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Courtesy of Mrs Badger : Advanced Baby Clothes - do dungarees count as a 'layer' or not? what about tights if they're pulled right up? or a pinafore?

Entertaining a Baby with Mundane Household Objects

Getting Out of the House Before 9am (only first time parents eligible for this module)

Washing Up Whilst Dancing The Charleston To Amuse Fractious Child

Pushchair Folding 101

Nursery Rhymes 101: Learning the Proper Words to Nursery Ryhmes

Nursery Rhymes 102: Making Up Your Own Version of Nursery Rhymes (optional: including family members' names)

Nursery Rhymes 103: How to stop singing them in public when you realise you don;t have the child with you

haha!

have to go now but thanks for not making me feel ignored!

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I am more interested in how these would be taught.
Pushchair folding - would have a visiting speaker from Maclaren.
Entertaining a baby with mundane household objects - I am imagining a giant lecture theatre and a powerpoint presentation with massive images of keys and potato mashers.

Picking up/running after dropped objects while carrying sleeping toddler.

Run by your local friendly yoga instructor

Conflict resolution - taught in association with Bradford University department of Peace Studies.

'So you're never going to sleep again'.

'Eating one handed while breastfeeding'

'Eating one handed while breastfeeding and reading to a toddler'(advanced)

Eating one handed while breastfeeding and reading to a toddler and typing (if you are aiming for distinction)

''72 hours of torrential rain. An elementary introduction to maintaining sanity on a wet Bank Holiday weekend with children''

Dieting Made Easy 'Today I Forgot To Eat Lunch'

An introduction to Engineering and track Design using Brio.

Faking it. How to look just as thrilled the millionth time around.

Holding On: Going to the toilet when you can, not when you have to

'Answering 'Why' without losing the will to live' 101

'treading on the lego' an exploration of creative dance and yodeling

see, thought you'd be good at this!

'Studies on the effect of gravity on the space/time continuum' or How to cram your car full of kids and assorted PE kit and get them to two different after school activities, on opposite side of the town at the same time!

how to control pain and not scream when stepping on objects left by your in unsuspecting places which always seem to be on your path when your aim is stealth and not waking her up

surely useful for SAS

of course with shortened title

Cutting Toddlers' Nails, with demonstrations by the Great Stupendo, Lion Tamer Extraordinaire. (Teeth-brushing workshop to follow).

Successful completion of this module is necessary for attendance at the following advanced sessions by the Great Stupendo:
Aural Toy Removal
Nasal Toy Removal
Eye Drops Without Tears

Oh MrsBadger I do like you, you always answer my threads!