The dullest part of being a parent is

[robinpud]

Today mine are
packing up lunches
emptying out lunchboxes
washing water bottles
reading letters from school
pegging out washing
wet swimsuits- I pretend to wash them
reasoning with stroppy kids

Yours are...

[mogwai]

1. I really dislike the way toddlers stand in front of wherever you are trying to be so you trip over them.

2. Wanting everything I've got - "I want MY hair dried".

3. Biting my tongue so I don't swear. Hip flask would help.

4. The whine of the washing machine coupled with whine of a toddler.

5. Endless farking meals on farking plates which get spilled on the farking floor

I PROPOSE A MUMSNET HIP FLASK - WHO'S GOING TO DESIGN IT?