My child hates me today because...

[Littlemissloopylou]

...because he's a teenager and I told him if he does his chores (only 4!) then he will get his pocket money, if he doesn't then he won't. Obviously I'm being unreasonable and need a visit from SS.

Why does your child hate you today?

[SamanthaH92]

Because she didn't want to go in her pram so i let her walk to where we needed to be. Apprently walking back isn't as fun and she continued to scream, paddy and throw her self on the floor because i refused to carry her ( have spd and 18 weeks pregnant!). Que all the looks and even a comment of a lady!

[Littlemissloopylou]

Well done for not giving in!

[PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks]

Thank you! 😆😆😆😆😆😆#proud

[thethoughtfox]

Because I won't glue cheese inside an envelope

[BertieBotts]

Oh gosh. Well, this morning, it was because I didn't wake him up. Then, I didn't turn on his light (this was confusing, because normally he hates me for turning on his light, so I had decided it might be kinder to stop that).

Then that I tried to wake him up so unreasonably when he had to go to school. Then I had washed his favourite clothes ( the utter arse of me!) and forced him to wear a pair of trousers which were literally the worst thing to happen to him EVER IN HIS LIFE.

He's only nine should I be afraid?

[wintersdawn]

First day back at school cue tears because a school uniform had to be worn, homework needed doing, iPads weren't given the second they were asked for and despite standing in the middle of Tesco's asking what they wanted for dinner and being told they didn't mind, fish fingers and chips were not the pizza/pasta dishes they actually wanted and I should have been able to tell this!

[insomniac123]

DS15 because he couldn't find his clean socks in the hell hole that is his bedroom this morning, because I told him he'd miss his lift to school if he didn't hurry, because he forgot he's lunch, because he didn't realise I'd made him lunch - not that I make him one everyday. DD2 because she doesn't want to eat my dinner- I hadn't offered her any, and because I had to put her down to cook dinner for everyone. 2 out of 4 isn't too bad

[PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks]

Because I told him to keep walking or we'd be late for school.

[PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks]

"I'm going as fast as I can!"

[jhb2013]

Because I looked at her when we were travelling in the car (DH driving!)