I think you're a bad parent

[Twiglett]

so tell me, why exactly would you open a thread like this?

Because I think the world revolves around me?

LOL.

I knew this would be you.

cos I know its true

actually am feeling like a fantastic parent today. Ds told me he wanted to stay at home with mummy rather than go to gps (which he adores) [very smug and proud emoticon]

I am a bad parent, actually.

I nearly sent ds to nursery without any lunch because I was so hideously hungover this morning I couldn't face making it.

Because I wanted to see who was

a) having a laugh
b) thoroughly p*ssed off at something someone else had said on another thread

and also
c) cos I'm blardy (love that word) nosey!

You could post a thread that read "I think you are a bad parent if you.." and see what people post. That would be starting a right old row though wouldn't it?

Paranoid fear that, OP would reveal my real name and a list of many misdemenors as a parent that I thought I'd successfully hidden. The game might be up.

Do you thunk my paranoia is out of control??

Because I reckon it to be a follow on from the tv in bedrooms thread..........

Ohhh, go on Twiglett start a right row.

because my 3 year old says Fuck to get my attention?

Because my 2 year old says "I can't do this bloody zip up" oops

LOL at a fucking 3 year old (as it were)

How horribly common

My DS said tosser the other day. The shame

Excellent now we have a CONTEST on how bad a parent are you rather than the club for smug gits

Caligula my DS, when aged 3, once came back from a drive with his Dad, and said with great excitement "Mummy, we saw a tosser when we were out driving"

LOL.

Funny that, generally our tosser-spotting happens when we're out driving as well.

dt1 is twenty months and can say cock, dick and bugger

HI 5 to kelly

Ds2 says cock too, but only when we are driving and even then he knows it is one of mum's London words and not for every day usage

DS (then 4) left the house with me and said "Look mummy, some bloody idiots parked in our space"

have NO idea where he got that from

dd1 told her teddies she "couldn't be arsed" once (but I have posted this before)

Because I'm looking for a fight! Especially if it's about tvs and fridges!

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because i am exceedingly bored and DS is napping.

Oh dd 2.5 likes too say Oh this is really starting to piss me off now when trying to get clothes on coat on shoes on eating infact quite a lot lol

DD thinks daddy has a wanker on his boat.

Now either she's referring to the metal thing that secures the boat to the sea bed ....... or the man at the helm.

PMSL at wanker on boat!

I used to be a bad parent cos I'm crap at looking after babies. Much as I adored them I wanted them to GROW!
Once they were walking and talking things got a lot better.