How did you torture your siblings?

[ApocalypseNowt]

If, indeed, you did.

I distinctly remember bopping my sister on the head with a recorder one time. I can still hear the 'donk' noise it made.

Then there was the favourite of repeating everything she said in a whiny voice.

My DH's eldest brother used to keep a fart jar then pin down his younger siblings and hold it over their face.

Any other gems any of you would care to admit to.....?

Oh man, I am an utter cow then.
I shared a bedroom with my baby sister, she was potty training and had done a very small round poo. Which I told her was a Malteser....yes she tried it I am very sorry !

I will never forget (or forgive) my sister ripping out the last page of my Secret 7 book.

Me and DB1 would mercilessly taunt her over her baby doll.
She had a boy, back in the day when it wasn't that common - it had no hair.

Conversation in front of DSis:

Me: have you seen that baby?
Him: which one?
Me: Gary
Him: Gary?
Me: yeah, Gary. The one with no hair. Garibaldi

Cue us flailing around in fits of laughter and DSis getting the RAGE.

(It actually still makes me laugh a bit now, even though it is obv v childish)

by existing i think

At least you're sorry about it rockpink!

i did the big black spider trick with my elder sister she got her own back though she used to help us wash our hair and push our heads under the water ,i used to flick peas at my little sister at the dinner table , my little sister used to have nightmares and get in with me so i used to push her out of bed until one night she hit her head on the drawers next to the bed and had to go and have stitches just above her eye , im sure my sisters could remember more

My brother and I ganged up on my poor younger sister. We used to take all her stuffed animals put them in giant ziplock bags, fill them with water and put them in the freezer.

We once convinced her there would be no way she could ever fit in my dad's giant cooler. She bet us she could. She got in, we shut the lid and locked it. We did pull the drain plug for air... we aren't monsters yes we are

One day we convinced her that we could duct tape her to a tree. We stood her on a chair up against a tree, taped her down, and watched her hang there with glee! Then we got the hose...

My older brother used to devote the majority of his time to staring at me. Just staring. Everywhere I looked here was there. Staring.

I used to get so wound up but my parents thought it was funny.

Not so funny a year later when I developed hysteria induced petit mal epilepsy and had to be medicated for 5 years! They discovered I was having up to 80 'fits' a day, mostly caused by DB staring...

We get on great now

SP

I'm one of 8 & im the middle child so i was tortured on a daily basis .
I always retaliated such things like decapitating Barbie's/action men or switching their heads round was always fun , on a more sadistic note I always his under the stairs and grabbed their legs as they were coming down them & I always made sure that they never kept anything secret from our parents

In fairness though they did celotape(sp?) me to a dining chair once and I was stuck their for 2 hours as they couldn't get me out of it (parents had gone out) I was only five , my eldest sister had a thing about throwing me in ponds from the age of 4 , oh and not forgetting the time she put my head in the freezer while my brother held me and she kept shutting the door purposely

Surprisingly we are all really close and we all survived without serious injury didn't do a good enough job

I was the youngest. My sister used to scream at me every night: "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" and I had to do it or she'd kill me.

We shared a room.

The hallway saw me a lot

I'm the youngest of 3 and me and my db used to gang up on dsis who had still has middle child syndrome.

I used to sit on her whilst db have her dead arms and legs, gave her chinese burns and used to fart in her face. We would taunt her endlessly by saying the most awful things to her, pizza face being one of them as she had acne for a few years.

She was such a wuss, we were so mean to her though. The three of us are so close now and all live within 2 miles of eachother.

My friends older db used to wrap us up in a duvet really tight and then whip it out so we used to roll really hard out of it. We always ended up smashing our heads together and it really hurt!

We had such a fun childhood, I wouldn't let my dc get away with any of the things we used to get up to!

I used to wait until my youngest brother had gone to the toilet then stand outside the toilet door. As soon as he opened it I'd shout boo! and watch him jump. Every time. It was particularly effective in the dark.

But it never occurred to me to hide under his bed at night and frighten him (and he slept with the covers as high as his nose to stop the thing under the bed from getting him). Not sure if that's due to a lack of genuine evil genius on my part or a fear of what my parents would have done to me as punishment.

Oh and my db actually tied some string around dsis's wobbly tooth and we slammed the door together so it had twice the force. Mum wasn't impressed with all the blood on her carpet.

Waiting until I heard her move & then running to the shower before her. Everyday.

My sister older pushed me into the big chest freezer and sat on the lid

I got my own back by getting her grounded for 6 months plus she had to do the dishes wash dry and put away and lay and in lay the table in those 6 months plus no TV

I once put a bowl of water on top of the kitchen door on April Fool's day. DSis end up covered in water and for some reason had to clean it all up too.

DSis was very easy to wind up and VERY LOUD. So I'd whisper nasty stuff in her ear until she went tonto, then my parents would come in and bollock her. She got her own back by stealing my money and talking all night while I was trying to sleep.

I once told DBro he was the spawn of Satan who'd been sent to torment me. In my defence he was an absolute little shit who was spoiled by DM and DSF.

DH told me his little bro used to hold his breath, pass out and wet himself when he was annoyed. So he'd invite his mates round, get his brother angry and watch the show. Very evil.

My older sister by ten years used to torture me by changing the furniture around whilst i slept. I'd wake up in the pitch black and make my way as normal to the bathroom and walk into a wardrobe. Or a chest of drawers.

That's evil Loominer but i kind of admire the amount of effort your sis put in....

I blame her for the years of insomnia and nightmares

Oh and I also remember my darling brother and his best mate locking me out in a really bad thunderstorm. I was petrified.

And my sister convinced me I slept walked and tried to jump out of a window shouting I'm superman and I can fly

My brother and I once had a big row so he grabbed my step mums lighter and chased me about the house saying he was going to burn me. I ran in my room and pulled the desk over the door. He tried to open it so I slammed against the desk and hurt his hand.

Then my parents came in and I got a bollocking

we used to play this game where one of you closes your eyes while the other puts a spoonful of something in your mouth. I put a pepper-covered pestle in my sister's gob. she was quite upset iirc.

Excellent game Wannabe as long as you're not on the receiving end

might see if DD wants to play it...