Bath in peace? You cant even poop in peace in this house without a little voice "muuuuuuuuum a neeeeeed help". Grumble. Were your ears ringing with the silence?
Still cramping really bad but not been since before 6pm. Im hoping its not Norovirus and the kids dont get it.
Well, PP it sounds like you've this parenting thing sorted and sounds like you're doing a fab job!! 
Bullying - no need. And working with chavs makes it even worse!! Twat is a great word. Does dp look quite the modern dad with R in the mei tai? Ive seen a sling wearer round here! Excellent.
How long have you been in France BFG?
Biscuit, theres nowt wrong with channeling your inner Nigella. Ill attempt to help mum with Christmas Dinner but we'll see.
Im so glad were not the 'my child was doing x by this age, is yours' kinda people. Whose babies all slept through from being born, eating roast dinners with a knife and fork by the age of 9m etc. Do any of you know people like that? I saw once 'baby led sleeping' its so true!