The things kids say 2

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I got tired of waiting for the old thread to load so I thought I'd start a new one...

Little one's decided to go out and play in the garden in the rain this afternoon. They got on their jackets, ds got on his wellies and went running outside, dd, who hadn't got her boots on yet called after him to wait because she hadn't got her "bossy boots" on yet!

Brilliant I llike that!Yesteday,DS2 was questioning the need for a booster seat in car and I explained that we were going on the duel carriage way adn there were lots of fast cars etc.After a little while a voice from the back said "why is it called George?"He has obviously spent 6 years thinking we were travelling on George carriageway!

A few weeks ago I was shopping with my two year old, while looking at the clothes I passed the underwear aisle and my daughter shouted at the top of her voice "look mummy lots and lots of boobies" !! Needless to say I made a quick exit from that aisle!

Today she reliably informed me that I was "very silly, it's not thunder it's the drums in the sky!" I have no idea where she got this one from!!

Ds1 and I were sitting in the churchyard waiting for dd2 to finish school. Ds asks me if I would like it if zombies came out of the ground. No I say, why he asks? I reply because I would be scared.

"Oh don't be scared mummy" he said "They're just made out of cheese."

I had great visions of cheesy zombies rising out of the ground to try and scare me, only to melt into a puddle because of the heat.

DD plays a game with DH where she puts her clothes under a pillow and when she is waving her hands around saying 'Magic magic, make these (whatever they are) disappear' DH grabs them and DD thinks she has made them disappear.

I caught them playing this game and said 'Your so great a magic' and she replied 'Yes because it comes from my heart' and placed her hand on her chest. I asked 'Does Harry Potter's magic come from his heart too?'. To which she responded 'No it comes from his wand silly'.

Ds has started calling bees 'Boomboom Bees'.

DD one day was talking to the neighbour as she hung out her washing,the coversation went as follows:

Neighbour'Is that your cat?'

DD 'Yes'

Neighbour 'She's lovely, where did you get her from?'

DD ' My mummy borned her!'

Neighbour 'Oh'

You can imagine the bemused look on the nieghbours face but the scary thing is that she really did believe I had....she was only 2 at the time though..

More please, love reading this thread.
Lottie isn't talking yet but my step-cousin made me laugh - it was raining and the cat ran in through the door and he said in his little liverpudlian accent - "Oh no mam, the cat's jumper's all wet"!

Between my 23mo DD and DH (sahd) last week:

DD: Where is Mommy?

DH: (pretend innocence, as I was at work) I don't know, where do you think she is?

DD: Getting food?

DH: No, don't think so.

DD: In the car?

DH: Nope, try again.

DD: Making dinner?

DH: Silly, you already know she's not in the kitchen. Where else could she be?

DD: (big sigh) We'd better go check the potty....

This is an old one, I think ds1 was about three at the time (6 now).

DS : Mummy, go back in the kitchen and cook my potato cake.

Me: I don't need to be in the kitchen - the grill is cooking your potato cake.

DS: Don't be silly, Mummy - there isn't a gorilla in the kitchen, he's in the jungle!

Oooh, I could do this all day (I have a book where I write things down..forget otherwise). Two of the best..

In the car one day, deep sigh from the back seat and ds1 says, "it's a hard world isn't it Mummy?"

"What made you say that, darling?" says me.

"My mouth," says he.

And...one dinnertime,

DS1: I like chicken, it's one of my favourites.

DH: Mine too. And I like beef. And turkey. And lamb. And DRAGON!"

DS1: Oh, Daddy, stop joking...nobody would eat a lamb!

DD: Mummy I want to paint

Me: Wait till Daddy comes home, then he can paint with you like he normally does

DD: I will be DD, you can pretend to be Daddy then, and now we can paint

I took ds up for his bath the other night. He walked in the bathroom, looked at the bath with water, toys etc in it, clapped his hands and said "Wowee, well done Mummy!"

The first time DD2 saw me taking money out of a cashpoint, she said 'Wow, mum! Why don't you just keep doing it again and again, and we'll have loads of money to buy anything we want!'

ds(5)came running in the kitchen
ds-mummy dd(3) has said a spare word
me-swear
ds-i swear she said a spare word
me-ok tell me
ds-you said it once and told us never to say it
me-it`s ok you can say it once
ds-she said "oh for frogs sake"

it must be my accent but im so relieved thats what they thought i said

Janstar - If only it were that easy

marthamoo-- LOVE IT!!

ROFL Whymummy!

dd1 told everyone at school that me, dh and her were terrorists. She told the teacher, headmistress, dinner ladies, anyone who would listen. When I questioned her she said "well, we live in a terrace".

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On the topic of things that are better not over heared. Said by a male friend to his son in the swiming pool, 'come over here and let me blow up your ring'. Rubber ring!

DD (2 y 9 mo) loves singing but can't pronounce all her letters yet and my favorite nursery rhyme is therefore "ging a gong of gix pence a pocket full of rice". I always ask her to sing it and laugh to myself - am I cruel?

DS age about 18m would regularly announce to the world that we were going home to 'our fuck'. Fortunately it only took him a couple of weeks to get the pronunciation right: 'our flat'.

In the car on the way home, after picking up DS from nursery(age only 2.5 at the time) :

me: who did you play with at nursery today?
ds: Tomas, Billy, Jake
me: what did you do?
ds: fighting
me..surprised: fighting..err what were the girls doing?
dswith a sigh).. talking!

that's the sexes summed up alright, eh

Amanda1, sounds like my little angel (2). I was on the phone the other day and she tried to run off with my diary (the one where I keep a record of all these delightful little 'sayings'!) I tried to take it from her because things she runs away with are usually a) never seen again or b) ruthlesssly scribbled on/torn up. So I grabbed it from her as she ran past, she fell over and said (in pained tone) "Why did you smack me" I said "I didn't smack you" "Mummy, why do you beat me?"

I don't, honestly